A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she
inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies,....................
"Well wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger.
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she
inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies,....................
"Well wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger.