How Smart Are Women?

maxschnell

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
 

Steve Costa Azul

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Jul 15, 2006
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Non DR Related

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Well let's see if Gregg (moderator), closes this too!
I don't get how clown bin stuff is able to stay and a post about an hour ago, regarding making 15% on your money is sticken for being non DR related.

The way I see it, the money post is WAY more DR related than random jokes. Everyone living in the DR needs money to live and many have investments outside the DR so that they can continue to live in the DR!
Too quick to pull the plug in my opinion.
Steve
 

shadInToronto

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Nov 16, 2003
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..I don't get how clown bin stuff is able to stay and a post about an hour ago, regarding making 15% on your money is sticken for being non DR related.
Then post in the clown bin ... you'll get much more 'exposure', and perhaps, one day you'll be really famous.
 

shadInToronto

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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! ...... I guess she'll listen now :)
 

DOMINCAN BOY

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Jun 6, 2006
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[QUOTE=Steve Costa Azul;Well let's see if Gregg (moderator), closes this too! El tigre is the mod on the clown bin;)
 

Chris

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I don't get how clown bin stuff is able to stay and a post about an hour ago, regarding making 15% on your money is sticken for being non DR related.

The way I see it, is that the post was most probably deleted because it is spam. It could be 100% DR related but if it is spam, it is spam. If you want to advertise your stuff in DR1, pay your advertising fees. Not hard, very simple. Besides, I'd rather read bad jokes about women than read someone else's spam.
 

Steve Costa Azul

I love Rocky's Ribs!
Jul 15, 2006
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Spam

The way I see it, is that the post was most probably deleted because it is spam. It could be 100% DR related but if it is spam, it is spam. If you want to advertise your stuff in DR1, pay your advertising fees. Not hard, very simple. Besides, I'd rather read bad jokes about women than read someone else's spam.

The reason it was closed, was lack of DR content. It was too soon to see if the OP was tooting his own horn, so to speak. There are financial things mentioned here all the time that aren't booted.

Where do you draw the line? Maybe only people who LIVE in the DR will be able to post down the road and NOT the people who have an interest, or vacation property in the DR. :ermm: