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Norma Rosa

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Two locos are planning their escape.

Loco #1: If the fence is not too high, we will jump it.
Loco #2: If it is too high, we will dig a hole underneath.

Both leave to investigate the situation. After walking for about one hour:

Loco #1: We cannot escape.
Loco #2: No, we can't. There is no fence.


I know, my jokes taste like casabe.
 
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Chip

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Two locos are planning their escape.

Loco #1: If the fence is not too high, we will jump it.
Loco #2: If it is too high, we will dig a hole underneath.

Both leave to investigate the situation. After walking for about one hour:

Loco #1: We cannot escape.
Loco #2: No, we can't. There is no fence.


I know, my jokes taste like casabe.

Maybe it was the cyanide, haha - sorry prima!
 

Norma Rosa

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Another casabe-tasting joke:

Un loco

Seated next to a guard, a loco is writing on a note pad.

Guard: What are you doing?
Loco: Writing a letter.
Guard: To whom?
Loco: To myself
Guard: What does it say?
Loco: I don't know. I have not received it yet.