This is kinda funny:
Arab Holistic Medicine
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle
East and was only here a few months when he became ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: 'Take dees
bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee pee
on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in
the bucket,peed on the poop, and bent over and breathed in
the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor, he said, 'It worked. I feel
terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said, 'You were homesick.'
Arab Holistic Medicine
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle
East and was only here a few months when he became ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: 'Take dees
bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee pee
on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in
the bucket,peed on the poop, and bent over and breathed in
the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor, he said, 'It worked. I feel
terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said, 'You were homesick.'