best ever blonde joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . . .

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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

another blonde joke

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Very good, said her mother. Is it because I'm
blonde? "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all the other kids
could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G! "Very good,"
said her mother. Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy? "Yes it's because
you're blonde!

The following day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered
all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her
tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed
mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No you stupid bitch, it's because you're f-----g 24."