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Boy George
In the 66 years on this planet I've never hears the word "scouser" and had to google it it up and found out that "scousers" rule....
YouTube - scouser
YouTube - scouser
Ferrari sack F1 pit crew
The Ferrari F1 team
> > fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
> >
> >
> >
> > The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take
> > advantage of the British government's 'Work for your
> > Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters (Scousers).
> >
> > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
> > documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able
> > to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
> > proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
> > only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
> > high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold
> > move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won
> > and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every
> > other team.
> >
> > However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the
> > crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse
> > pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds
> > but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
> > sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a
> > bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in
> > the shower!
The Ferrari F1 team
> > fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
> >
> >
> >
> > The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take
> > advantage of the British government's 'Work for your
> > Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters (Scousers).
> >
> > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
> > documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able
> > to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
> > proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
> > only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
> > high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold
> > move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won
> > and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every
> > other team.
> >
> > However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the
> > crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse
> > pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds
> > but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
> > sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a
> > bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in
> > the shower!
Childbirth
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth.
The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all father's of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc.
The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby
The Rasta looks a bit confused :
"Excuse me", he says, "But don't you think he's likely to be mine ?"
"Probably", replies the Manc, "But one of them in there's a Scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth.
The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all father's of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc.
The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby
The Rasta looks a bit confused :
"Excuse me", he says, "But don't you think he's likely to be mine ?"
"Probably", replies the Manc, "But one of them in there's a Scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
I loved the joke! Could that be because I was born a Manc?