the worlds shortest fairy tale

paddy

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and
rode
motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and
drank
beer and scotch, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he
wanted.

THE
END
 

Yayow

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so what's the problem?

Sounds like a good life, live long, strong and enjoy. Life is too short to live it with a lot of regrets.
 

donP

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Dominican Fairy Tale

Every once a while a sankie asks a gringa "Will you marry me?"
And the gringa would say "Yes".
And the guy lived happily ever after, went out with friends every night, had 'chicas' as he pleased, rode motorcycles, and played domino a lot, and drank Presidente and rum and peed on the toilet seat and farted as he always used to before he met that stupid girl....who is now pregnant again... :tired: