Take it off. Take it all off.
Vote early, and vote often.
My votes are casted daily, and are dedicated to the proposition that bad-ass bald is by-far better, brighter, and brazenly beyond being breathtakingly beautiful.
Belly-up, and behold the bouquet of beheaded braids. Be braced for a bombardment of bombastic booty, befuddled but beloved, bellicose but benevolent, bareheaded but bold.
Bravo, Sandi, bona fide bombshell, beguiling bonbon!