No Dogs Allowed
Two men are walking their dogs - a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua on a very hot day. They need a beer badly.
As luck would have it, around the next corner, a tavern presents itself. Thank God!!, they exclaim.
OOPS, sign in window reads "No pets"
"Sh*t" says Chihuahua man. "leave this to me" says the German Shepherder
In he goes and sits at the bar.
Bartender Says " What's with you, Buddy? You blind? Read the sign - no pets!"
Yessir, I'm sorry to say , I am blind. This is my seeing eye dog.
Geez, I'm sorry , friend. What will you have? It's on me.
Chihuahua Man observes this... plucks up his courage... and ventures in to sit at the bar with his friend.
Same routine, Barman says " Hey Pal, you blind? Read the sign."
Yessir, I am blind. This my seeing eye dog.
Barkeep " Oh, no- you don't fool me, pal.... not a Chihuahua as a seeing eye dog"
WHAT!!! They sold me a Chihuahua ?????!!!