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sheepshanx
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Yes, it is true, I got sacked by my sankie. I was sanki-sacked.
I was dealing with this babe from Conani barrio in Santiago, real hot to trot, face, body so and so forth. She says she wants to be my novia. Ok, cool..for what its worth. Its not wrth much to me because I dont want ONE novia when I could have MORE. I dont call her when I come back to NY because phone conversations are boring with people who dont work. I figure I ll send you an email or see you in the messenger program some time soon. Its easier, cheaper and faster. but anyway, i was skeptical about this "relationship" because she seemed to me like a babe who would just incessantly materialistic. I bought a cell phone from Claro when I was down there, just to get the SIM card. kept the SIM card but I gave her the phone. One hour later, she calls me or no....she texts me to ask me to call her. I do and she give me the riot act about how that phone is cheaper than a bunch of plaintains they sell on the street corner. "It doesnt have a camara, no tarjeta, ni nada. Come and take it back and get me a better one." Then she sent me a text mesage and it said the same thing. I dont like this phone buy me a better one. I sent her a response and it is almost verbatim "Never, never, never, never bother me with that nonsense. If you cannot accept any gift from me then you will not be getting one better." This was a practical gift. Her cell phone was garbage, the mic didnt work so when she would call someone you could never her. I didnt buy the phone for her, I bought it for me, kept the SIM card and didnt want the phone. That was ungrateful if you ask me. This was like 2 weeks ago. Then I get these cheesy emails "I guess you forgot about us..." No I havent. Then last night I Want a sewing machine", not I would like, or could you get me please...I WANT. Somehow my response(which was sounds good when you gonna get it?) brought about "Takano" and ve te al carajoooooooooo. Funny how people call you cheap when they dont have any money. So if I give you my money then we ll both be broke and no one will be happy. But you know I told her "gracias" for calling me tacano. You have responsibilities now, Dios es en el cielo y esta mirandote and something else now....You think that your word is more important than ours...You lived with me and now you want to treat me like nada...Exsqueeze me? I aint married to you and we dont have no kids. You just a babe I met here. I have been here for a month and we have only spent 3 days together. And this is where it got funny. "Not 3 whole days, more like a few 3 hour blocks on 3 separate days" BTW you re thinking about the last dude. He didnt live with you, you lived with him, because he was paying the rent on the apartment and when he left it, so did you. And then they get self-righteous like you HAVE to "share" your money with them. "how dare you make my pilfer difficult!" "its nothing to you" the definition of nothing cannot be left to the person making the request.
So I was not really interested in this babe, Yea she was pretty but this is too much anguish. So I ask her...what do you bring to the relationship? Im not in any zealous rush to marry some babe I was talking to for a month and only saw 3 times for 3 hours. I m not in a rush to marry any women from here. There are some good and great ones, I m sure, but I want to sample and corrupt the mediocre ones. Ha!
So she answers my question: I will give you love and uncondicional time. What????????????????????? What the hell is that? I looked all over the NASDAQ and couldnt find current market value for love and unconditional time. Maybe its on the FTSE or trades in Tokyo? This is my #1 apprehension in settling down, is was submitted by AZB, earlier...why bother? You are just attractive as the next woman I will meet, more or less, who will the same as the next one more or less. You have just as much going for you as the next one, more or less. You have the same living situation and circumstances, more or less. I m already bored thinking about telling you the truth. In essence, I think you are eye candy, and speaking as such, I want more...candy and less commitment. You guys know it yourself, people live here on $300 month(at the top of the average curve) so my income, from there, allows me to entertain as many women as I want to. I didnt need her to rent an apartment, there wouldnt be one bill that she could manage if and when it would come.
And dont fool me as though there are no conditions on this bounty of love you profess to have for me. Because if money didnt matter, we could move to a shack in the mountains, run around naked and boil banana leaves into soup for food. But I have never heard anyone suggest that. Essentially I am paying you for your companionship, ok? Then who establishes what your companionship is worth? I am buying everything, so obviously my companionship is worth more to you than yours is to me. Now we re back to eye candy, you are only as good as long as I want to see you. And when I dont want to see, which according to the aesthetic position of the women here I will replace you with an equivalent, more or less.
So she tells me to go to hell...OK, but you should know of all the babes I have you are the only one who asks for money. You can hold out for this "magical gentleman" who will appear in a 3 piece suit from a 1930 Warner Bros. movie, with a top hat and a monocle. He will float into the room on gossimer wings with pockets deep enough and wide enough to cure what ails you. You can hope, its not realistic, but you can hope.
The golden rule: the dude with the gold makes the rules. If you wanna break the babe off with some change and feel you re not being suckered, do it. If you think you re opening a spigot at Hoover Dam, dont do it.
I dont understand how the beggars can be choosers? How is it that you can offer nothing tangible in a relationship but expect to call all the shots? Or any shots?
And whats this notion women who get dumped give themselves? "He went back to his wife." I dont think so, what dude ever goes back to his wife?
I was dealing with this babe from Conani barrio in Santiago, real hot to trot, face, body so and so forth. She says she wants to be my novia. Ok, cool..for what its worth. Its not wrth much to me because I dont want ONE novia when I could have MORE. I dont call her when I come back to NY because phone conversations are boring with people who dont work. I figure I ll send you an email or see you in the messenger program some time soon. Its easier, cheaper and faster. but anyway, i was skeptical about this "relationship" because she seemed to me like a babe who would just incessantly materialistic. I bought a cell phone from Claro when I was down there, just to get the SIM card. kept the SIM card but I gave her the phone. One hour later, she calls me or no....she texts me to ask me to call her. I do and she give me the riot act about how that phone is cheaper than a bunch of plaintains they sell on the street corner. "It doesnt have a camara, no tarjeta, ni nada. Come and take it back and get me a better one." Then she sent me a text mesage and it said the same thing. I dont like this phone buy me a better one. I sent her a response and it is almost verbatim "Never, never, never, never bother me with that nonsense. If you cannot accept any gift from me then you will not be getting one better." This was a practical gift. Her cell phone was garbage, the mic didnt work so when she would call someone you could never her. I didnt buy the phone for her, I bought it for me, kept the SIM card and didnt want the phone. That was ungrateful if you ask me. This was like 2 weeks ago. Then I get these cheesy emails "I guess you forgot about us..." No I havent. Then last night I Want a sewing machine", not I would like, or could you get me please...I WANT. Somehow my response(which was sounds good when you gonna get it?) brought about "Takano" and ve te al carajoooooooooo. Funny how people call you cheap when they dont have any money. So if I give you my money then we ll both be broke and no one will be happy. But you know I told her "gracias" for calling me tacano. You have responsibilities now, Dios es en el cielo y esta mirandote and something else now....You think that your word is more important than ours...You lived with me and now you want to treat me like nada...Exsqueeze me? I aint married to you and we dont have no kids. You just a babe I met here. I have been here for a month and we have only spent 3 days together. And this is where it got funny. "Not 3 whole days, more like a few 3 hour blocks on 3 separate days" BTW you re thinking about the last dude. He didnt live with you, you lived with him, because he was paying the rent on the apartment and when he left it, so did you. And then they get self-righteous like you HAVE to "share" your money with them. "how dare you make my pilfer difficult!" "its nothing to you" the definition of nothing cannot be left to the person making the request.
So I was not really interested in this babe, Yea she was pretty but this is too much anguish. So I ask her...what do you bring to the relationship? Im not in any zealous rush to marry some babe I was talking to for a month and only saw 3 times for 3 hours. I m not in a rush to marry any women from here. There are some good and great ones, I m sure, but I want to sample and corrupt the mediocre ones. Ha!
So she answers my question: I will give you love and uncondicional time. What????????????????????? What the hell is that? I looked all over the NASDAQ and couldnt find current market value for love and unconditional time. Maybe its on the FTSE or trades in Tokyo? This is my #1 apprehension in settling down, is was submitted by AZB, earlier...why bother? You are just attractive as the next woman I will meet, more or less, who will the same as the next one more or less. You have just as much going for you as the next one, more or less. You have the same living situation and circumstances, more or less. I m already bored thinking about telling you the truth. In essence, I think you are eye candy, and speaking as such, I want more...candy and less commitment. You guys know it yourself, people live here on $300 month(at the top of the average curve) so my income, from there, allows me to entertain as many women as I want to. I didnt need her to rent an apartment, there wouldnt be one bill that she could manage if and when it would come.
And dont fool me as though there are no conditions on this bounty of love you profess to have for me. Because if money didnt matter, we could move to a shack in the mountains, run around naked and boil banana leaves into soup for food. But I have never heard anyone suggest that. Essentially I am paying you for your companionship, ok? Then who establishes what your companionship is worth? I am buying everything, so obviously my companionship is worth more to you than yours is to me. Now we re back to eye candy, you are only as good as long as I want to see you. And when I dont want to see, which according to the aesthetic position of the women here I will replace you with an equivalent, more or less.
So she tells me to go to hell...OK, but you should know of all the babes I have you are the only one who asks for money. You can hold out for this "magical gentleman" who will appear in a 3 piece suit from a 1930 Warner Bros. movie, with a top hat and a monocle. He will float into the room on gossimer wings with pockets deep enough and wide enough to cure what ails you. You can hope, its not realistic, but you can hope.
The golden rule: the dude with the gold makes the rules. If you wanna break the babe off with some change and feel you re not being suckered, do it. If you think you re opening a spigot at Hoover Dam, dont do it.
I dont understand how the beggars can be choosers? How is it that you can offer nothing tangible in a relationship but expect to call all the shots? Or any shots?
And whats this notion women who get dumped give themselves? "He went back to his wife." I dont think so, what dude ever goes back to his wife?
