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Does anyone know a psychic or exorcist..
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I know I know, Ive finally cracked, but its all connected. Im going on Tues so maybe the poltergeist will die down and these things will stop., when are you coming back?
I know I know, Ive finally cracked, but its all connected. Im going on Tues so maybe the poltergeist will die down and these things will stop., when are you coming back?
Are you actually advertising on a public board that you are leaving, when you have had unwelcome visitors who want to break in? I don't think it is an exorcist you need........... 
If you want the real deal, there was a Spanish jesuit (Padre Carlos) back in the 80's at UCMM (Santiago), whom had been properly trained at the Vatican. :cross-eye :beard: Don't know if he's still around or how much they would charge. I'm sure they take traveller cheques.
It would be interesting to compare outcome statistics for the following therapies in your case:
a) the good ol' boys of the old Roman Catholic rites,
b) find a new lover,
c) Vodoo stuff,
d) a couple of shots of Brugal, or
e) a gentle dose of intramuscular Haldol 20 miligrams!
- Tordok
It would be interesting to compare outcome statistics for the following therapies in your case:
a) the good ol' boys of the old Roman Catholic rites,
b) find a new lover,
c) Vodoo stuff,
d) a couple of shots of Brugal, or
e) a gentle dose of intramuscular Haldol 20 miligrams!
- Tordok
A gentle dose indeed!
Tell me, Tordok, doesn't Haldol CAUSE hallucinations & sometimes psychosis? You want the patient to really overheat? :laugh:
Tell me, Tordok, doesn't Haldol CAUSE hallucinations & sometimes psychosis? You want the patient to really overheat?
:laugh:ROTFLMAO, some people cause a shitstorm where ever they go.Lambada said:Are you actually advertising on a public board that you are leaving, when you have had unwelcome visitors who want to break in? I don't think it is an exorcist you need...........
Lambada said:Tell me, Tordok, doesn't Haldol CAUSE hallucinations & sometimes psychosis? You want the patient to really overheat?
ECT (electro-shock therapy) would lead to a more prompt recovery, with the added benefit of some memory loss !!!
- Tordok
Dahrling Barbie: Here is what to do
Go over to the part of Sosua known as Charamicos. Go to a "salon" ask the woman incharge if she knows someone that can do a "trabajo" . Explain that you need a "trabajo" done in your house.
You can pay a few hundred pesos and a bottle or two of rum Brugal A?ejo.
You'll make new friends and your house will be safe from Tigers.
True..Sir Lord Hillbilly would never lie to a damsel in distress.
HB
Go over to the part of Sosua known as Charamicos. Go to a "salon" ask the woman incharge if she knows someone that can do a "trabajo" . Explain that you need a "trabajo" done in your house.
You can pay a few hundred pesos and a bottle or two of rum Brugal A?ejo.
You'll make new friends and your house will be safe from Tigers.
True..Sir Lord Hillbilly would never lie to a damsel in distress.
HB
Lambada said:Are you actually advertising on a public board that you are leaving, when you have had unwelcome visitors who want to break in? I don't think it is an exorcist you need...........
My dear Lambada, cant you guess why??? there will be 4 guards here, but my house is actually very safe now, however there are a few surprises. Im just beginning to believe its jinxed, everyday something breaks down, its driving me nuts. Im at the stage now that I'll try anything to help settle things down, I just want to live a peaceful life
Larry said:
Mind you Larry I think you have a lot to do with sending me over the edge since you broke my heart. And that strange brew you and Robert fed me didnt help either.
Tordok said:If you want the real deal, there was a Spanish jesuit (Padre Carlos) back in the 80's at UCMM (Santiago), whom had been properly trained at the Vatican. :cross-eye :beard: Don't know if he's still around or how much they would charge. I'm sure they take traveller cheques.
It would be interesting to compare outcome statistics for the following therapies in your case:
a) the good ol' boys of the old Roman Catholic rites,
b) find a new lover,
c) Vodoo stuff,
d) a couple of shots of Brugal, or
e) a gentle dose of intramuscular Haldol 20 miligrams!
- Tordok
Some houses can become disturbed if a lot of bad things have occurred in them. This house has got a terrible history of cruel and bad things, so laugh all you will but Im beginning to believe theres something very wrong here, I just cant believe all these things that are happening. Im an intelligent normal person (down Scott), so Im not going loopy.
Ladybird said:
Ladybird,
Please forgive my tactless humour if your fears have been made more painful by it. You may not be loopy, but you do sound spooky. At some level, you must be aware that you've opened yourself to the scrutiny of strangers by posting here about your purported relationship with the supernatural; a theme which will almost always will be seen with irony and/or skepticism. I cannot and would not presume to evaluate your sanity, but by publicly exposing your strange preocupations it would not be unreasonable for some to wonder aloud about some parts of your judgment being amiss. I will retire from the thread as to avoid further misinterpretations. I sincerely hope that you solve these mysterious troubles safely.
- Tordok