a husband thought his beautiful secratery might want to go to dinner.so he asked her out.off they went while there the subject of sex came up,a nd she said she would love to.they rented a room and made mad passionate love ,as true to men he fell asleep.upon waking up realized it was 11pm, quickley got dressed.while he qas driving home wondering what he was going to tell his wifehe quickley stop his car,got out rolled inthe grass poured some beer on his clothesand jumped back in the car.upon arriving home his wife was waiting at the door.she asked him were he was.he said i cannot tell a lie i took my secretary out for dinner then we made passionet love.to wich her response was you lying ba****d you've been golfing havn't you.