Which of the following do you find most charming about RD, Miss Sunshine?:
1. The pervasive spirit of mediocrity in workmanship.
Thankfully we have plenty illegals here to compensate.
2. The rampant drinking and driving.
This is great for us who moved here as alcoholics, so if anyone has a few DUIs and still want to drive, the DR is the place to be. I spent my first 4 years here unable to remember how I got anywhere.
3. Drivers that blind you with their highbeams.
The all or nothing concept comes from the same place their attitude to music does. Lights? All or nothing. Music? Number 12 or off! I've decided it is cultural, they do it because everyone else does
4. Drivers that operate vehicles without lights at night.
5. The apathy and corruption of the police force.
Another bonus for any not very good career criminals, if illegal activity is your money maker then this is the place to be, not a thing you can't buy your way out of, and you get to share the streets with murderers, rapists, drug dealers and paedophiles on a daily basis.
6. Illiterate kids in soldier uniforms that carry rifles and direct random drivers to pull over for a mordida.
a great concept that keeps kids off the streets, put the dumb ones to good use and offers a future for those who don't really deserve one. Again a really good pointer should you have any really stupid teenagers, they could feel rather intelligent and gain a confidence booster if allowed to mix with the average Dominican teen.
7. AMET idiots.
Again, for those with a grudge against authority, you can come here and beat the sh1t out of as many AMET as you like and get away with it. You will struggle to find an authority anywhere that holds less weight than AMET.
8. Companies in the tourism industry that steal from their employees by forcing them to hand over their tips, keeping some of it for themselves/supervisors/management.
another plus if you disagree with taxation and use. At least here your fellow man robs you rather than a lying government, it is soothing to have it just taken from you rather than it just appearing in a stealth like fashion with a poor excuse.
9. All of the caba?as. You know what they're for, right?
Extremely considerate in such a religious country, if you are going to sin then please do it in comfort. And it is evident the amount of sinning going on if you can measure this by the amount of cabanas. Awesome.
10. Pervasive dishonesty. From the top down.
Truthful dishonesty is a concept I've only come across here, again, a real magnet for those who live off crime, they can feel comfort in the knowledge they can do it honestly.
11. The generalized reluctance of the men to acknowledge and support their offspring.
And the attraction of this concept is evident due to the amount of foreigners who come, cum then leave a mess behind.
12. Not being able to drink tap water.
13. Lack of proper sanitation services.
14. The pervasive lack of consideration for others and manners that even Dominicans lament.
Yip, a lot of foreigners moved over and grasped this part of culture with both hands and integrated completely in no time at all.
15. That casualties in accidents are routinely robbed and left to decompose for hours in the heat and humidity before the police arrive.
The understanding that you can't take it with you is very strong, and true so.......like I said, a very religious country
16. On and on and on
Yes stop already, otherwise we will have a surge of people at the borders waiting to get in, enough promotion thank you.