*sung to the tune of Anticipation by Carly Simon
subtitled - "Hey No Body ever Listens to ME!"
A body at rest will continue at rest . . .
Sam, henceforth to be known as LOML (love of my life) has a major problem with inertia, he does not get up off his butt and get things done. Case in point: I told him 11 weeks ago, before his trip, to find out about getting his Dominican passport renewed. No he would do it there because it was easier and quicker and cheaper and whatever. His first week there I advised him to go down and get it done because if there were any problems it could take time to resolve. Yeah yeah yeah I'll do that, I'll get it done. 4 weeks ago the same conversation.
Fast forward to the last minute because let's face it nothing ever gets done 'til the last minute and there is a small problem with the renewal and LOML is delayed oh probably two weeks. (I am betting three) Yep two more weeks of sitting on the porch during the blackout drinking rum and Pepsi, two more weeks of good home cooking and feeling stuffed like a Christmas goose. Of course HE'S not too upset. Well he is upset about the fact that I told him that he is going to run out of money and DO NOT ask me for any. Very offended.
9 weeks visiting his parents doing basically nothing (except for the four days I visited and then we did lots) This is not so much a cultural difference as it is a difference between him and me. When I visit my family I stay at a hotel and I only stay a long weekend
When he finally does get back I don't know whether I will hug him or strangle him.
subtitled - "Hey No Body ever Listens to ME!"
A body at rest will continue at rest . . .
Sam, henceforth to be known as LOML (love of my life) has a major problem with inertia, he does not get up off his butt and get things done. Case in point: I told him 11 weeks ago, before his trip, to find out about getting his Dominican passport renewed. No he would do it there because it was easier and quicker and cheaper and whatever. His first week there I advised him to go down and get it done because if there were any problems it could take time to resolve. Yeah yeah yeah I'll do that, I'll get it done. 4 weeks ago the same conversation.
Fast forward to the last minute because let's face it nothing ever gets done 'til the last minute and there is a small problem with the renewal and LOML is delayed oh probably two weeks. (I am betting three) Yep two more weeks of sitting on the porch during the blackout drinking rum and Pepsi, two more weeks of good home cooking and feeling stuffed like a Christmas goose. Of course HE'S not too upset. Well he is upset about the fact that I told him that he is going to run out of money and DO NOT ask me for any. Very offended.
9 weeks visiting his parents doing basically nothing (except for the four days I visited and then we did lots) This is not so much a cultural difference as it is a difference between him and me. When I visit my family I stay at a hotel and I only stay a long weekend
When he finally does get back I don't know whether I will hug him or strangle him.