Lucky for you, i caught this thread just in time. As you may know, i hold a PHD in Economics & Finance. My PHD thesis was in "Economy of Time" and "Poontang Translation" (PT). I'm also fluent in several languages--including, but not limited to Beaver Whispering (BW).
Ok, now that i've given you my qualifications, allow me to break down the female formula (FF) to the most commonly understood common denominator spoken by the female species on this island: Money. It's the only true form of communication that is clearly understood and accepted everywhere, kind of like Visa, only better. The formula works something like this: The more money you give to the female species on this island, the more affection and attention you get showered with. However, the moment the monies run out and all you can offer her is your brilliant intellect, charm, and fantastic sense of humor, she becomes a stock broker, Money Manager, and Hedge Fund Market Manager and immediately starts hedging her bets against you by sending out her "Economic Distress Signal" (EDS) to as many potential financial suitors as possible. This is in the hopes that someone out there will hear her Economic Distress Signal (EDS) and respond accordingly (By Western Union), and take up some, if not all, of the slack that was left behind the moment your monies ran out.
I could go into much better detail, but i got someone on the Economic Distress Signal (EDS) line right now, and i need to hedge my bets before the market closes.
Frank
Ok, now that i've given you my qualifications, allow me to break down the female formula (FF) to the most commonly understood common denominator spoken by the female species on this island: Money. It's the only true form of communication that is clearly understood and accepted everywhere, kind of like Visa, only better. The formula works something like this: The more money you give to the female species on this island, the more affection and attention you get showered with. However, the moment the monies run out and all you can offer her is your brilliant intellect, charm, and fantastic sense of humor, she becomes a stock broker, Money Manager, and Hedge Fund Market Manager and immediately starts hedging her bets against you by sending out her "Economic Distress Signal" (EDS) to as many potential financial suitors as possible. This is in the hopes that someone out there will hear her Economic Distress Signal (EDS) and respond accordingly (By Western Union), and take up some, if not all, of the slack that was left behind the moment your monies ran out.
I could go into much better detail, but i got someone on the Economic Distress Signal (EDS) line right now, and i need to hedge my bets before the market closes.
Frank
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