Hi.
I'm Italian, from the North of Italy. May I comment on this list? I uderstand most points apply to Italo-americans, more attached to traditions, the Southern ones in particular. In Italy it's different. Let's see...
1- you've had at least one relative who wore a
black dress every day for an entire year after a
funeral
-- This was in the 50s maybe!
4- every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was
spent visiting your grandparents
-- Some
5- you've experienced the scientific phenomenon of
150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard for
a family cookout
-- No more big families here...
6- you were surprised to discover that the FDA
recommends that you eat three balanced meals a
day, not seven
-- I don't get it. In Italy breakfast is light, then there are lunch and dinner. 3!
7- you ate macaroni (pasta for the non-Italians)
for dinner at least four times a week
-- It's maccheroni... anyway, we don't eat pasta so often.
8- you grew up thinking that no fruit or
vegetables had a fixed price at the
market................everything was negotiable
through haggling
-- Haggling?? Nobody does it anymore.
9- you were forced to watch Lawrence Welk and Ed
Sullivan every weekend
-- Yes, this is definitely for Italoamericans
12- you thought that black nylons were supposed to
be worn rolled up to the knees
-- ?
13- you were surprised to find out that wine was
actually sold in stores
-- ?
14- you never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any
Friday
-- not everybody is Catholic!
15- you thought that Catholicism was the only
religion in the world
-- ditto
17- you were hit at least once with a wooden spoon
-- ...
19- you learned to play bocci before entering grade school
-- Bocce is for 70 yr olds ;-)
32- you thought that cookie cakes and the
tarantella were all common at all weddings
-- Tarantella is danced in the region called Puglie.
35- there was a crucifix in every room of the
house
-- Eh, no.
36- sons never had to wash dishes because it was
considered women's work !
-- My bf is better than me at housework and cooking
37- you weren't comfortable dating a boy unless
your father and brother approved
-- Ha ha!
39- you know what real "black" coffee is
-- This is true.
41- meatball sandwiches were a standard lunch item
-- This obsession with meatballs...
42- you never knew you could buy pizza from a store
-- ?
43- eating out usually meant going to a relatives house
-- Nooo. The restaurants in Italy are ace, are you kidding?
47- tomato sauce made with chicken wings was the best
-- Blech.
48- you had coffee with lots of milk (latte cafe)
for breakfast by the time you were three years old
-- Coffee to 3 yr old??
51- every girl was "make-able" except your sisters
and girl cousins
-- ...
64- a trip to the beach required at least three
days of food preparation
-- This still happens in the South.
71- at least one relative threw themselves on the
coffin at the cemetery
-- Oh dear, no. Sicilian widows??
72- you wondered, why didn't everybody wear a
cross, miraculous medal, or a scapular
around their necks
-- Not everybody... etc
73- you told everyone your mother was the best
cook in the whole world
-- No. ;-)