Thank you, sir.This is the FIRST post of yours which I BELIEVE to be 100 % Accurate .. especially the self description part ..exactly how I pictured you .
But I've never claimed much in these here parts. I've attacked a few folks, yes, but I haven't had the need to make self-aggrandizing claims of things I obviously lack
Years ago, I bragged about sending jokes to the Daily Show, with Jon Stewart. Well, that may have been a bit of an exaggeration, since my jokes never were read or added to the show's writers' repertoire. That was wishful thinking on my part. And that was before you discovered DR1. Those were the Dubya years, following the halcyon days of the Bid Dog, and first black president, William Jefferson Clinton.
My only claim to fame in DR1 centered around a joke or two related to the Higgs boson (2012), and the death of Jerry Falwell (2007).
Well, now that I remember, I once did claim to have the love of Jesus in my eyes, as well as having multiple tattoos. I lied.
Again, you weren't around back then. Only Saunders remains.