Recent content by greydread

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    Haitian mothers giving birth in the DR

    BS is the foremost autority on Black folks and specifically Haitian because he's has so mamy of them over to his house for dinner, :LOL:
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    United bets Americans will choose to vacation in the Caribbean this winter

    Southwest DC to Dulles is a 20 minute ride, off rush hour. The fact that this will be the only direct flight from the DMV to the D.R. will make it an extremely popular route. When the Silver line on DC Metro is completed to Dulles, United will add flights along this route. It's a good bet.
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    The goose that laid the golden eggs

    No, you're not a "sucker". You are a Man who attempted to apply logic in a world run by chaos. Think about it. What did you expect from someone with whom you had absolutely nothing I common?
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    Nun Decorators

    Nun Decorators The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they...
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    The Story of Enrique

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myvn3aTnKm0
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    Hard Times in the USA

    Va. Trick-or-Treater Says He Got Chicken Foot - Local News - Washington, DC - Washington D.C. - msnbc.com
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    Texting for Seniors

    Teens have theirs (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now seniors have their own texting codes! Texting for Seniors ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM -...
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    La La La Migra!

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    "Cholera Spreading" News Article

    I was shocked to read about the devastating cholera epidemic that's sweeping across the Dominican Republic in today's Washington Post: Cholera spreading in Dominican Republic with more than 1,000 cases from nearly all provinces - The Washington Post The immigrations interviews in several...
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    Yankees vs. Red Sox

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    Why the English wore red coats in battle !

    So now we know why the English wore red coats in battle A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French...
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    Jails and Nursing Homes

    Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs...
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    It's HOW you say it that counts

    Report from Week 902 in which they asked readers to find a line in one of that week's Washington Posts and reword it in a more upbeat way: 4TH PLACE Original: Dominican Republic resumes deportations of Haitian migrants Spun: A year after earthquake, many Haitians are returning home 3TH...
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    Four Moms in Therapy

    Four Moms in Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your...
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    High Tech Produce

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