Recent content by Kaizen68

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    To Be or Not To Be (permanent resident)

    My step daughter flew last March with her little manila colored envelope containing the necessary papers to obtain permanent status. In her passport, INS officials placed a temporary green card and a month later, she received her card. Her father has been nagging her mom abouth the babies...
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    tragamonedas

    can anyone shed some light about the coin operated machines that are all over the place? what is the exact law regarding these? where can I get reference. it seems to be a lucrative biz...
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    Adivinanza...

    Why wasn't Jesus born in DR? ...give up...? They couldn' find three wise men and a virgin.... :laugh:
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    dominican wine ...?

    Does anyone know of wines made in DR? ;) Serious replies only...
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    doggy

    A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house.. "TALKING DOG FOR SALE" He rings the bell, and the woner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a labrador retriever sitting there. "you talk?" he asks. "yep" the lab replies. "so, what's...
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    A man's sensitive side...

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. they talk, they connect, they end up leaving together that night. They go to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom...
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    interesting....?

    Ever notice how all of women's problems start wit MEN? MENtal ilness MENstrual cramps MENopause GUYnocologist AND.. when they have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Now it makes sense for me now... Ps... Written by a man...
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    Stand in line !

    an airport agent was working at the podium of a flt destined for the UK; the very long line was steadily moving as she interacted with customers one at a time. In the back of the line a gentleman became irate because he was at the very back of the line. he walked abruptly to the front of the...
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    paginas digitales...

    anyone know of any gun dealers on the island that have websites/pages...?
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    M.i.a.

    Anyone in Puerto Plata (POP) know a british gal name Sheri..? She used to stay in the Cofresi area and worked at LORELI? resort doing horse rides?; last time I spoked to her, she mentioned moving to Indiana...?
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    forums

    How 'bout a sports forum? baseball season is right around the corner...!
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    E-voting machines

    DR is trying to implement electronic voting machines to the tune of 60million usd?; why not start by ending the chaos and appointing competent folks in the new administration? or perhaps use that money in something useful and constructive other than lining their pockets; (yeah, yeah, I know...
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    Poor little boy

    A little boy wanted 100usd very badly, so he constantly prayed and prayed, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA. they decided to send it to the President... The president was so amused...
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    Pepito Goico on the run...?

    I'm dumfounded that the AG decided to place an "impedimento de salida" 2 days after the guy fled for France.; or were they gullible enough to think he (Pepe Goico) wouldn't run. Shame on Francisco Brito.
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    Farmacy Blonde

    A very beautiful blonde, model type wearing a very, very short miniskirt walks pass a tiguere in la Capital. Being the typical Dominican, he starts with his cat calls and meaningless piropos; she continues walking and starts climbing a ladder to her destination (one of those iron rod,spiral...