Recent content by maxschnell

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    A Large Family

    Max was talking to Louie. ?Did you know that I?m one of 18 children?? Louie said, ?No, I didn?t. Why do you think your parents had so many children?? Max replies, ?The problem was that my mum was hard of hearing. When mum and dad went to bed each night, dad would ask, ?Do you want to go to...
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    Open Letter To The Moderator

    I have no quarrel with the bizarre (and sick, in my mind) thread about the raped cow. However, to allow that but to delete so many of my posts that had a tinge of titillation is beyond my comprehension. The latest example was my thread, Hand Job that was about hand shadows. I also received a...
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    Leno Interviews

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    The Cow From Minsk

    The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the...
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    Beer Bottle Music

    I wonder how the music would sound on Presidente bottles: Badongo free file hosting and image hosting
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    Martha Stewart Explains Jewish Food

    Martha Stewart Explains Jewish Food Latkes A pancake-like structure not to be confused with anything the House of Pancakes would put out. In a latka, the oil is in the pancake. It is made with potatoes, onions, eggs and matzo meal. Latkas can be eaten with apple sauce but NEVER with maple...
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    Widow

    Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an...
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    The Guy From Boston

    Warning: This rant is filled with 4 letter words: Badongo free file hosting and image hosting
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    The Ideal Woman

    The Ideal Woman Video
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    your age by sex math

    This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would...
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    Halloween Groans

    Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... Why...
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    Office Soccer

    I wonder what he can do with a real soccer ball? http://www.badongo.com/vid/514114
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    Tide commercial

    Your laundry soap might just make the difference between hot sex and a cold night in lonely sheets. http://www.ifilm.com/video/2663935 (unfortunately, commercial before actual video)
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    DR weather forecast

    Whoever saw this in the DR a few days ago, should have told everyone it was going to be bad: http://www.geetrish.com/pictures/finger_cloud.php
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    bad day at the office?

    http://www.badongo.com/vid/511784