Recent content by pollogringo

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    Alter Ego's Moderation

    It sucks. Real bad. She bends over backwards to accommodate people she likes and reprimands those she doesn't. No sense of humor. A grouchy dinosaur that's bad for DR1.
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    Here's a new one

    I'm talking to my gf on the phone and her mom knocks on the door and enters the room. It's storming so she puts a towel over the mirror to protect her against the lightning. That's a new one for me. Even the gf was cracking up. Is there no end to Dominican superstition?
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    CNN host says humans ?hunted the dildo into extinction?

    D’oh! CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’ | The Raw Story
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    Fishing license

    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers...
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    My apologies to everyone at the Riu Merengue

    Forgive me. I had some bad longaniza the night before and couldn't make it out of the pool in time. It happens. I'm sorry.
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    Akikomo- Decent Asian/Sushi in B?varo

    Fair prices. Excellent service. Good quality. Nice ambience. Cool music.
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    Piden la renuncia del Cardenal y que anulen Concordato

    Piden la renuncia ?del Cardenal y que anulen Concordato - listindiario.com
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    Tribunal falla a favor de Profamilia

    Tribunal falla a favor de Profamilia y rechaza reclamo de la Iglesia Cat?lica - Acento
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    Tragic story today

    Caused by drinking and driving: Catorce heridos durante accidente en Las Am?ricas - DiarioLibre.com
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    Jaiba vs. Cangrejo

    Malko's recent mention of jaiba inspired this thread. I had always understood la jaiba to be the Dominican term for a crustacean found in rivers and streams(de agua dulce). While los cangrejos(crabs) are their counterparts from the sea. I was recently told by a family member from Moca that I...
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    'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry'

    Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days

    Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    Robert should like this...

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    Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical

    There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I...
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    Danilo administration promises to do away with poverty by the end of 2013

    An early morning news conference gives hope to the nation's poorest of the poor. The administration's spokesman explained that the new punishing taxes will be reversed and that non-luxury consumer goods will be priced according to the average Dominican income.