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    Announcement to make

    I am going to quit my day job, move to DR and hang around the resorts and have all the gringos that come thru support me. Its so damn easy I see!!! I am going to become a Sankie, yes, that's what I will do.... :tired: Why do people go ANYWHERE looking for love? How about a vacation looking...
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    Pictures

    Can someone remind me where I can access the albums? Post up some recent photos? THANKS xoxo
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    Some things....

    NEVER change I see LOL I come back and see the same exact stories, plea for advice, yada yada yada..... I wish they would just READ thru these threads... Hi everyone, hope everyone is well xoxo
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    Names...

    Something I have always been curious about is what your screen names mean, some of you have some pretty interesting ones and I have always wanted to ask. Would you guys mind sharing? Mine=lalla Gladys is my name as some of you know, but since i was a baby my family always called me Lali and it...
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    Hey guys!

    Its been so long! Over a year since logging in. I hope you have all been keeping well. I was in DR in March and had an amazing time! Was wondering if the topic was discussed on the book by Junot Diaz? Am reading it now and DR1 is mentioned in the book! I was pleasantly surprised! Anyhow, good...
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    The Italian Tomato Garden

    An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him...
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    Orthopedic Aid in the Dominican Republic

    I was on the train this morning reading the paper and came upon this article. I thought it was great what doctor John Kennedy and the team of surgeons are doing for the unfortunate folks in DR- its so needed out there and so sad that people cannot afford even basic medical attention...
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    Kids In Church

    3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."...
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    Sankie/Sankettes

    You know what i dont understand?? WHy is it that the men go to DR, get themselves a SANKETTE, and shes pretty hot and sexxy and all...... but the women, get these MONKEYS that arent even dark skinned, they are freaking BLUE BLACK, with stupid twists in their hairs, if not its dyed blond, or...
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    True Story

    A dear aunt of mine (by marriage) went back to DR on vacation. She was an older WOMAN- married before, had three grown sons. Beautiful lady. So she goes back to DR to visit her mother, spend a month etc. she runs into an OOOOOLD "boyfriend" that was never allowed to really be. Her father, who...
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    Mets/Yankees

    Fellas/Ladies, If anyone knows where I can get tickets for the above game-any one of them (aside from sending me to mets.com etc etc) pls let me know thanks!! G
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    Ideas Please

    Guys, A little help is needed from all you savy people. A dominican little joint (restaurant u pot heads)... in NJ, what should I name it? Every damn name i think of has been taken. I want something clever, catchy and clearly dominican. Suggestions now welcomed...promise to use one of them...
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    In case......

    anyone gives two damn's....I was away, which is why I was so quiet..... Dont want anyone thinking for a MINUTE that I was running scared :-) I'm BAAACK
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    Choco

    Dammit Robert, I didnt get a chance at a cheap shot.... or to LAUGH MY PHUCKING ASS OFF at Miguels post............. "i am a loser" aaaaaaaahahahahaha WOW You know, seriously, I have been to my share of resorts in DR and you couldnt catch ME DEAD with one of those hideous, too much hair gel...
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    Native Wear

    Hey guys, long time no speak I need a favor, a girlfriends daughter is graduating from kindergarten and the graduation is going to be a bit different to make it fun for the kids. They have been asked to come dressed to represent their culture, the father is dominican, the mom is hondurian, she...
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    Shipment to DR

    Can anyone tell me where I can find a company to ship something (furniture) to DR from New York? THanks Lalla
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    Hello Everyone

    Hi guys, it's me once again, Lalla...it's been a LONG time! I was off having a baby, my hubby and i are really happy! Anna, Larry, hope u are well, Hope u even remember me! HELLO EVERYONE ELSE!!! Lalla
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    Texas Quarters

    The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Texas quarters. "We are recalling all of the new Texas quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press conference Monday. "This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this...
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    Ways To Turn Men Down

    > > > >HE: Can I buy you a drink? > >SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. > > > >HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. > >SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. > > > >HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? >...
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    FBI's Top 12 Deaths of the Year

    1. Alex Mijtus, 36, was killed by his wife - who was armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night, during a prolonged session of his "fun", she just > snapped and rammed all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until...