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A couple had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, ?When you die, I?m getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife ? Cold As Ever.?? ?Yeah?? she replies. ?When you die, I?m getting you a headstone that reads, ?Here Lies My Husband ? Stiff...

A woman goes to her gynecologist for her annual exam and comes home and says to her husband, "Honey, the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old." "Oh yeah," says her husband, "what did he say about your 45 year-old ass?" "Oh," she says, "he never mentioned...

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, "It's worth a shot." So he went to the lady's house who was selling...

hi has anyone actually gone to havanna from the capitol...santa dom airport??:cheeky: any info. tips...ideas...im actually thinking of inviting a frend who cant travel to u.s. to treat them to a trip to havanna...:surprised:surprised:surprised:surprised:surprised what do they need???

thanx doesnt have to be opposites,,,,just internet sites ..reccom...thanx..:surprised:surprised

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies...

Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after 20 years of marriage the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. Frustrated woman :o:o:o:o:o:o So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked...

I met this girl in a bar, and one thing lead to another. I said, "Let's go back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said, "No, but I have some old ropes that should hold just fine.":o:o:o:o

Green Action warns of drying rivers The Green Action Foundation president has told reporters from Diario Libre that the rivers surrounding the city of Constanza could disappear as a result of deforestation and extraction of construction material from riverbeds in the area. Nelson Bautista...

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him: "Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of...

At a Harvard- Yale football game a man from Harvard and a man from Yale end up at the urinal together. When the two men finished the man from Harvard headed for the sink while the man from Yale headed for the door. The man from Harvard says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after...

http://www.diariolibre.com/noticias/ciudad/mas-de-60-mm-de-pasajeros-usaron-el-metro-en-2015-JC3307964 wow and i dont evan kno how much it costs to ride....but at a buck a pop....its adding up...:D:D:D:D everyyear its going up and up....be nice to have a train line from one side of the...

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep. A few...

On a train there's a woman reading a book. The man sitting next to her says, ?Hi, couldn?t help but notice the book you?re reading.? ?Yes, it?s about finding sexual satisfaction. It?s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are the best lovers? By the...

After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco, and advised to get at least eighth hour?s sleep a night. Finally, the patient asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be all right for me to have...

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies...

:rolleyes: She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, ?You?ve got to make love to me ? this very moment.? His eyes light up and he thinks, ?This is my lucky day.? Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the...

When the wife learned her husband had taken a mistress, she demanded, ?Does this mean that you?ve had enough of me?? ?No, my dear,? he calmly replied. ?It means that I haven?t had enough of you.? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

hi anyone seen any 1980's toyota longbed pickups here???:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: up to an 87 i think