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    Language Humor: Double meanings

    Please feel free to add more meaningful double meanings. :) 1) He wound the bandage around the wound. 2) How can he intimate this to his most intimate friend? 3) Leave the leaves on the desk before you leave. 4) The hunter cursed as the dove dove into the bushes. 5)...
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    How men see women

    Every decent woman has to have this type of pictures in her album:
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    Cruise Diary

    Day One I packed all of my best clothes and make up. Can't wait! Day Two All day long in the sea. We saw dolphins and whales! I got to meet our captain. He is a very handsome man. Day Three. I went swimming in the pool and played golf. Captain invited me to have dinner at his table. He is...
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    Alcohol Test

    This would not work in the RD. Dominicans can dance even when drunk. Dance Alcohol Test Gag - YouTube
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    It is all about the shampoo

    Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!! It's all about the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label it says, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!" NO...
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    The Importance of Walking

    Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is. I like long walks, especially when...
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    A woman in a hot-air balloon

    A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied...
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    For your laughter, because laughter can heal

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said...
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    What men say (and women think they hear)

    1. HE SAYS: Hey, I've lost weight! SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex. 2. HE SAYS: That dress looks nice on you. SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex. 3. HE SAYS: Let's cuddle. SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex. 4. HE SAYS: Baby, would you get me a beer? SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex after a...
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    Interesting website about Latin women

    Here is an interesting website I learned about at work: I hope I can read about more Dominican women on it in the future.
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    ?Ivy Queen en concierto! @ IBIZA, Washington DC

    I was there yesterday and heard a lot of Dominican Spanish. Did any of you, guys, go? If "yes" - what do you think? I had fun because I love music. If you hear of any other good Spanish speaking musicians performing in DC area - please post this information. Gracias!
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    Oracle owns Java!

    I am not sure yet how exactly, but this is going to affect most of us one way or another: With IBM out, Oracle jumps in to buy Sun for $7.4B - Yahoo! Finance
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    About area code 809

    Ok, who knows if this is true or should go to the clown bin? "We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said 'Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with...
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    Must read!

    This is an actual letter from an Austin , TX, woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award- winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a...
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    Ways to buy a gift online ...

    Does anyone know of any good websites to buy quality alcohol to send to a friend in Canada or US?
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    Great things to do in the DR - one of the impressions from my last trip ...

    Great things to do in the DR. One of the impressions from my last trip ... Thinking about things to try while in the DR??? Here is one of them - learn how to dance! Take dance lessons. What can be a better way to relate to Dominicans? This was one of the best experiences I brought from a...
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    Dramatic Prarie Dog

    This is supposed to be one of the best videos of 2007. Does anyone know why? :confused: It is one of the videos on the first page: Yahoo!
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    Cure for AIDS - fake or real?

    From the DR1 news: A cure for AIDS? "A government medical commission plans to visit Dr. Jose Ramon Baez Acosta, a very well known medical figure, who claims to have cured 52 people of AIDS. The psychiatrist showed El Caribe reporters the names and personal I.D. numbers (cedulas) of the 52...
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    Not real....

    How do you say in Spanish: I don't feel our relationship is real. So, please leave me alone and don't try to get in touch with me. Gracias!
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    Everything you have to know about Microsoft Surface

    Microsoft Surface Parody on Technorati