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    Count the mice O M G

    How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! What...
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    A Moose Driving

    YouTube - Lady hits moose with car
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    Sex Out Of Town

    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a...
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    When graphic artists get bored - When graphic artists get bored
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    George and the Parrot

    A woman goes into a pet shop and enqiures to buy a Parrot. The assistant tells her that he's only got one left and that she can have it for $100. "But"!! he added "I must warn you - his previous owner was a Madam in a house of ill repute". "That's ok"! the woman says - "I'll take it anyway"...
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    There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees...
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    Masturbate Joke

    Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable...
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    Flat Tire

    Flat tire -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain. A patient...
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    I have some questions about finding amber candles

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    End-of-the internet

    Dark Roasted Blend: What's at the End of the Internet?
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    Car,s women and car battery,s

    Help needed information on car battery,s cars and women.Somebody mentioned some body with the handle first letter of the alphabet the last letter and the second letter of the alphabet ?
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    Woman Sneezing

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. Thinking nothing of it, the man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman...
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    Never give an iguana Viagra

    Brussels.? Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The...
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    Beer Boy in the street funny

    Beer Boy beer boy in the street
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    Fat boy on sosua beach

    fat boy on beach
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    Dominican court sentences 4 for deaths of 25 Haitians

    Diario Libre Online DAJABON, Dominican Republic. - A Dominican court today sentenced 4 citizens from this nation to 10 and 20 years in prison for the death of 25 Haitians who died asphyxiated in a truck in the country?s northwest in 2006.
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    While Dominicans are poverty-stricken, Government officials live high on the hog

    "SANTO DOMINGO.- Some Dominican Government officials get paid 270 times more than the average, paltry RD$3,600 minimum wage paid to Government workers, according to a document which the newspaper Hoy obtained from several agencies. The base salary of the head of the Government-owned Banco de...
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    Almost 5000 Dominicans crossed to PR

    San Juan.- A total of 1,504 undocumented Dominicans and Cubans managed to cross to Puerto Rico between October 2005 and October 2006, according to United States Coastguard figures. The U.S. federal coastal agency says that 797 Dominicans and 707 Cubans made the treacherous crossing across the...
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    Slight tremors felt in Dominican north region

    Slight tremors felt in Dominican north region Santo Domingo.- Slight tremors were felt in the dawn hours on Monday in the Dominican Cibao region, according to various reports as yet unconfirmed by the authorities. The two separate tremors, whose intensity have yet to be determined, took...
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    DJ Charlie Hawk to perform at Red Room in Dominican Republic

    Santo Domingo.? The electronic sounds of DJ Charlie Hawk will be rocking the New Year?s celebration at Red Room in Santo Domingo. The show will begin at 12 am with admission at RD$1,000 general and RD$1,500 VIP.