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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.....on a broomstick. We are flexible like that

If I want to sell my car, what are my obligations in order to transfer title? Do I have to use an attorney? What are the obligations of the buyer in order to get the title in their name.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'AZZICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular azz (__!__) a fat azz (!) a tight azz (_*_) a sore azz {_!_}...

It is time to ask for your help! La Asociaci?n de Amigos por los Animales de Sos?a, (Friends of the Animals) spayed or neutered 618 dogs and cats in 2008. So far in 2009 the AAAS has sterilized an additional 78 animals. These are the animals we see on the street everyday here in Sos?a and...

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit...

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas...

I was just called by a neighbor to inform me to be careful. A group of 5 men described as "Haitian" have robbed a house in La Mulatta and 3 people have been shot. This is unsubstantiated as of now. A group of 4 men also described as "Hatian" with perfect spoken Spanish robbed a house on Los...

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally...

Last January the /New Orleans Times Picayune/ reported that a Cajun amateur archeologist having dug to a depth of 10 meters found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years.... and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be...

I need razor wire installed in Sosua. Does anyone have experience with an installer?

I am thinking of using Black Wolf Security in Sosua for an alarm system. Has anyone done business with this company, or heard comments about them?

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the...

It's school time again, and here in Texas, the state public education system cannot seem to adopt a statewide test that they use for more than 5 years. School districts statewide have used the following tests: TABS, TEAMS, TAAS, and now TAKS. Therefore, the San Antonio school districts...

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire...

... Take Thee to a Nunnery ... Sitting by the window, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening, and found her parents had sent her a $100 bill. Sister Barbara smiled, and moved closer to the light of the window to read the letter. She noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning...

At the cemetery, it was a dark and cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband, Fred... When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant...

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend...

I broke down and went to the Corripio store in PP. I needed a small freezer to store some food for long terms. After being showed all of the models upstairs we picked a local Dominican model. I was told the freezer would be at my house in Sos?a on Monday. I was promised by a young lady,who spoke...

A husband asks his wife, "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" "I clean the toilet bowl." "How does that help." "I use your toothbrush."