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Is this what he was thinking while reading My Pet Goat ? "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -Joseito Don't blame me, I voted for McGovern

How's your loyalty to the commander-in-thief? Please choose one...or two, or three... 1. He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime pResident. 2. He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas. 3. He's an arrogant liar hell-bent on world domination. 4. He's a faithful...

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas . A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The...

Teacher Arrested! At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general...

I recently made the switch to the stable world of Apple, but found out that iMesh and Mac do not mix - iMesh website says that they do not support the Mac environment. So, are there any good sources of music which may be Mac-compatible? Thanks for your kind responses, -Joseito

Daughter says, "Dad, can I have 50 dollars?" Father responds, "40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"