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    looking for a mastiff or Rhodesian Ridge

    Hi i am looking for a mastiff or Rhodesian Ridge back puppy or Young dog on the island Any suggestion's on where i can look...thanks in advances
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    Actual Newspaper Headlines

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Miners Refuse to Work after Death Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? New Study of Obesity...
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    This Smells Odd

    When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake...
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    'bang, bang

    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day...
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    Moral of the story

    Moral of the story/ 2 for 1 A CROW was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a...
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    George W Bush

    ON MEETING QUEEN ELIZABETH, George W Bush turned to her and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom:" The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in...
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    "I will grant you three wishes,"

    A WOMAN was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie. "I will grant you three wishes," proclaimed the Genie. The woman thought for a...
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    A Test For Dementia..

    > >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we > >grow > >older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you > >don't > >use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so..., > > > >Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or...
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    the Doctor.

    THE middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his 'house in order' , make sure his Will was current and ensure all...
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    Q&A: Will I be sued for music-swapping because international laws are different. The RIAA cannot take action against people outside the US.
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    Never Say To A Cop

    >1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) >2... Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. >3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! >5. Are You Andy or...
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    looking for a large dog,

    I am looking for a large dog, for a loving home in the pop area , ? suggestions
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    "Is this your husband?"

    AFTER a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around, when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your...
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    Government Truths?

    1. *Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. --Mark Twain 2. *We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --Winston Churchill...
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    Bill Gates

    How to impress a client. I WAS in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting in the corner. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but he was running a little bit late. Well, being a...
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    us ship

    Subject: You'll love this one > > I have a day calendar for "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said". This > is > today's: > > > U.S. Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid > a collision. > > Canadian reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the > south to...