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I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.! Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget...

The ball, four-seam heat, arrives at the plate straight, hard and no-nonsense. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. waits for it to come to him rather than jump out at the offering just below his knees. Bat whips through the box with torque ferocity, barrelling contact, 114 m.p.h. crack off the ash, a low line...

It's been eight years since Matilda introduced us to Chivirico - https://yoursaucepans.blogspot.com/2012/07/chivirico-my-new-bodyguard.html. Every Christmas I enjoyed reading how she and DR1 members managed to bring gifts for him and other neighbour kids. He would be 14 now and I wonder how he...

With media full of people reporting from home I found myself listening less and focusing on the background. Or the size of the reporter's nostrils.... Someone has started a rating system -> Rate my skype room...

A hole in a wall outside a bank has risen to fourth place in an English town’s top attractions, thanks to online pranksters. The “NatWest hole” in Ilkeston, so named after the bank attached to the wall, has been dubbed a “paradigm of British architecture” among a slew of fake five star reviews...

We called him "The Cat" because when he stood at the plate waiting for a pitch his feet would be digging in the dirt spreading it everywhere. His wife Clara introduced me to avocados. He is one of the reasons first I and then my family are "South Coasters". He was always a gentle man, and a...

In North America dogs are K9. In other countries they are E10. I got drunk to impress a girl and swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a tricycle...

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log book. What will Miley Cyrus serve up for Christmas dinner? Twerky. When is pizza an acceptable Christmas food? If it’s deep pan, crisp and even. Why does Santa’s sack bulge in every picture? He only comes once...

In the celebrity justice system, fashion-based offenses are considered especially heinous. So I’m sure Mariska Hargitay will arrest her former Law & Order: SVU partner Christopher Meloni for this little number. “IT’S FOR A ROLE!” he’ll yell as she slaps on the cuffs. “Tell it to the judge!”...

http://www.openculture.com/2018/08/dont-call-911-if-you-see-a-coyote-unless-its-carrying-acme-branded-products.html

https://imgur.com/gallery/dyc1D4Q Sorry, you'll have to click on the link, can't figure out how to embed from imgur.

So it looks as if his permit issues have been resolved....and that has to be a fun summer job. The Victoria Falls Divers make waves at Canada's Wonderland Montreal diving club hopes to hold on to beloved coach facing deportation

https://youtu.be/MGQ5W1Ri9mc :classic:

Mariners' Robinson Cano suspended 80 games by MLB Why don't the doctors ever apologize?

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and...

I think this FB post must have been written by dv8's sister. https://www.facebook.com/JTTNation/photos/a.297113297017755.70026.296963387032746/1742969359098801/?type=3 "And here she is, for the third time, stunning, all smiles, with her royal whisker-biscuit busted all to hell. 8 hours after...

50 years ago..... I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Camel beauty contest: Batty eyelashes, pouty lips and perfectly placed humps — not all camels are blessed with such good looks. Enter cosmetic enhancements..... Camels have their own beauty contest in Saudi Arabia — and some were beautified with Botox And, Standards of Camel Beauty

A Newfie wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Newfie says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the...

DRUNK MUSICIANS The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other, ''We don't have much to do. Let's go next door for a few drinks.'' They stayed for a while and got a little tipsy. One said to the other, ''To give us more time, I tied the...