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    Cigar info needed

    Help me score points with my new boss, who is headed to Punta Cana this weekend: He would like to know how much he should expect to pay for good cigars and which are the best. Also, is there a specific place/shop in Punta Cana that he should check out? TKS.
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    No Internet for HB...

    Hillbilly would like all his DR1 fans, minions and friends to know that he will be incommunicado until tomorrow. He thanks you for your patience and apologizes for this interruption. (He didn't really say that part... I just added it on!)
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    Move over Lemisol!

    Now, there's Popola Plus - the latest in vaginal hygiene. According to this report in El Nacional, no one knows who makes the product or where it comes from, but it's been on the market for over a year now. CCCCCCCC - where have you been, man? Aren't you meant to keep us up to date on these...
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    Hoax Warning!

    I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important! Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list............ ********************************************** If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your A$$, do not show him your A$$! This...
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    Dominicans in Canada - HELP

    Have all you guys done your Permanent Residence card yet? I'm ashamed to say that we have not even begun...... Every time I look at the papers, I get really discouraged and overwhelmed - it's like doing the immigration thing all over again! Translate this paper, certify this document....it makes...
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    Arcade - Breakout

    New Jersey Devil - I did it! I did it! Check out my new high score... Oh, the heady rush of victory (for now...)
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    Shake your tailfeather?

    Has anyone seen the new Nelly / P.Diddy / Murphy Lee video? Am I right in thinking that it was filmed in the DR? (It would be kind of appropriate, the DR being tailfeather-land...) Looks like....Boca Chica? Pop somethin', move somethin'...
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    The Hussein Family

    Now that Uday & Qusay Hussein have been disposed of, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. Among the brothers: Sooflay ............the restaurateur Guday.................the half-Australian brother Huray.................the sports fanatic...
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    Mero mero, in the store... How I wonder....

    The other day, I was at my local fish market and I saw some really nice grouper, with a sign on it that said "M?rou"' (French for Grouper), which made me get out the dictionary and of course, I now realize, that grouper = mero. If mero is grouper, how come I always called it Sea Bass? And...
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    How much?

    I haven't been in the DR for a year now and haven't lived there in two, and I'm just wondering what prices are like, what with the plummeting peso and reports of some businesses basing their prices in USD. What are the current prices of typical items such as: 10-lb sack of rice: Gallon of...
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    Where's my poem, you dirty bastards?

    All that typing was for frigging nought???????
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    Open letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger

    Relevance of the Bible? (For those of you unaware, Dr. Laura dispenses advice on myriad topics, often relying on the Bible to back up her moral convictions...Enjoy!) Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show...
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    Lina - Empty Your Message Box!

    Oh, hi, Lina. Now that I have your attention...... I'd very much like to answer the PM you sent me but cannot, as your box is full. Like, how many messages do you HAVE in there??
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    Put a caption on this photo

    What do you think is being said here? HM: Pero, ven ac?...?ste es m?s payaso que yo!
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    For ILoveDR

    Funny, right, ILove?
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    El puerco o el lobo?

    Stop me if you've heard this one before... P: Cual es el m?s limpio - el puerco o el lobo? R: El puerco - porque si tu les hace la pregunta "cu?ndo fue la ultima vez que te ba?aste?", el puerco te dice "OY OY OY" y el lobo dice "Auuuuuuuuuuu" (as in, ages ago...) A child told me this joke...
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    Agnostic dyslexic

    Q: What does an agnostic dyslexic do all day? He sits around wondering if there is a dog.
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    PMS

    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before...
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    Payback

    A businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home and back to work and everything would be fine. He went to the...
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    Satanic cults?

    Today's news said that 81% of Dominicans are concerned about youth involved with satanic cults. What the?