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BS is the foremost autority on Black folks and specifically Haitian because he's has so mamy of them over to his house for dinner, :LOL:

Southwest DC to Dulles is a 20 minute ride, off rush hour. The fact that this will be the only direct flight from the DMV to the D.R. will make it an extremely popular route. When the Silver line on DC Metro is completed to Dulles, United will add flights along this route. It's a good bet.

No, you're not a "sucker". You are a Man who attempted to apply logic in a world run by chaos. Think about it. What did you expect from someone with whom you had absolutely nothing I common?

Nun Decorators The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they...

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Va. Trick-or-Treater Says He Got Chicken Foot - Local News - Washington, DC - Washington D.C. - msnbc.com

Teens have theirs (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now seniors have their own texting codes! Texting for Seniors ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM -...

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I was shocked to read about the devastating cholera epidemic that's sweeping across the Dominican Republic in today's Washington Post: Cholera spreading in Dominican Republic with more than 1,000 cases from nearly all provinces - The Washington Post The immigrations interviews in several...

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So now we know why the English wore red coats in battle A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French...

Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs...

Report from Week 902 in which they asked readers to find a line in one of that week's Washington Posts and reword it in a more upbeat way: 4TH PLACE Original: Dominican Republic resumes deportations of Haitian migrants Spun: A year after earthquake, many Haitians are returning home 3TH...

Four Moms in Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your...

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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter...

I just returned from yet another trip to SDQ from DCA. I had stopped flying Spirit a couple (2-3) years ago when they started screwing around with their flight schedules and offered unacceptable layover and arrival times. I then switched to AA and have had a very consistent level of service...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied...