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theshaolinclaw

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I am seeking employment with the gov. I have anti-terrorism, explosives, Bodyguard, High Risk escort, combative, Intelligence, Law enforcement Training and more. I can pm full details. I would like to work for the DNI since my major at AMU is Intelligence and I have 1 year left for my B.A. I am NYC born, but now live here wife my Dominican wife. Thank you for your time and help.
 

cobraboy

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Helpfor what?

All you did is make yet another post about your virtues.

here's a hint: the DR is not some backwated swamp in need of folks parachuting in from Amurika to teach them "how it's done." The military...and every branch of service...has plenty of human resources to draw upon.

Why don't you just go down to the DNI, Army, Navy, Air Force, PN, AMET, or Oulitur and find out for yourself?

And if/when you ~find~ employment, don't be shocked if it's under RD$15,000 a month. There is a reason why there are so many in the various services who are corrupt.

Why don't you go back to the states, get your degree finished and join the military, police or FBI in the US?
 
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donP

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I am seeking employment with the gov. I have anti-terrorism, explosives, Bodyguard, High Risk escort, combative, Intelligence, Law enforcement Training and more.

Have you got a camouflage pigmentation.....?
Or would you stick out like a sore thumb?

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Ei pipo, co?o! We're talking Chuck Norris in "Delta Force," Stallone in "Rambo Parte 3," Van-Damme in "Robocop," and Steven Seagull in his mind: four for the price of one, and no popcorn necessary.

Oh, yeah, I'm forgetting the "shaolin claw" part: Carradine in "Murder or Masturbation."

On a serious note, I agree with cobraboy and go a step further, DR-style: with a Bachelor's and all that training, the FBI would be ideal, which would impress the hell out of Dominicans.

You could flash your badge at the airport: Pasaporte, por favor. "WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME FOR MY PASSPORT?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "DO YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED?" "WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?" (The over-"emphasization" is a reminder that you have to use an accusatory index vigorously.)

En el colmado de la esquina: "HEY, YOU, DAME UNO CERVEZA PRONTO." Si, se?or, tenga. Son setenta pesos. "WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?"
 

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You could flash your badge at the airport: Pasaporte, por favor. "WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME FOR MY PASSPORT?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "DO YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED?" "WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?" (The over-"emphasization" is a reminder that you have to use an accusatory index vigorously.)

Didn't we have a poster who did something like this..........? ;)

shaolinclaw, just a couple of things. A surname like Figueroa (which yours is, I believe) could cause a.........sharp intake of breath right now ;). Secondly timing is everything & we have just had elections. But above all, are you actually Dominican? I would find it hard to believe you are when I see a post about a job of this nature here (it isn't how you get them & Dominicans already know that). And if you're not, don't even try for the DNI. Article 5 of Ley 857 states 'Art. 5.- Todos los miembros del Departamento Nacional de Investigaciones deber?n ser dominicanos que no tengan antecedentes penales y hayan observado una buena conducta.'

Since this is on the DNI website one needs to be a real sleuth to track it down :cheeky:.
LEY 857

Finally, do you actually know what the DNI does? Yes I know, intelligence & state security. In practice, however, some of that means gathering dirty linen on political opponents, spying on their meetings under cover of being someone else etc etc. Not exactly the job for anyone not well versed in how these things operate....