Ei pipo, co?o! We're talking Chuck Norris in "Delta Force," Stallone in "Rambo Parte 3," Van-Damme in "Robocop," and Steven Seagull in his mind: four for the price of one, and no popcorn necessary.
Oh, yeah, I'm forgetting the "shaolin claw" part: Carradine in "Murder or Masturbation."
On a serious note, I agree with cobraboy and go a step further, DR-style: with a Bachelor's and all that training, the FBI would be ideal, which would impress the hell out of Dominicans.
You could flash your badge at the airport: Pasaporte, por favor. "WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME FOR MY PASSPORT?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "DO YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED?" "WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?" (The over-"emphasization" is a reminder that you have to use an accusatory index vigorously.)
En el colmado de la esquina: "HEY, YOU, DAME UNO CERVEZA PRONTO." Si, se?or, tenga. Son setenta pesos. "WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?"