I found this book on amazon.com and was worth the read. I think they have the book in other ebook stores as well. Just wanted to share a very funny book.
Samuel Clemente Presents: A Guide to NYC (Comedic Essays)
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Samuel Clemente Presents: A Guide to NYC (Comedic Essays)
Samuel Clemente Presents: A Guide to NYC (Comedic Essays)
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Samuel Clemente Presents: A Guide to NYC (Comedic Essays)