I am a life long fan of little Johnny Jokes and I thought that maybe some of you other's would share you favorite. I have a tie for my favorite that I will add later.
Here it is
Mother was speaking to father about little Johnny and little Jimmy and the terrible language they have been using. Mother said that she should could not take it anymore.
Father said "Well we have tried it your way and now we will try it my way, the problem will be over tonight."
Later at dinner mother asked little Jimmy what he wanted on his plate.
Jimmy replied I would some chicken, mashed potatoes Oh and some of those ****ing peas.
Father exploded out of his chair, he lifted little Jimmy out of his chair shook him around a little bit screamed at him and threw him back into his chair.
Father then looked at little Johnny with murder in his eyes and asked him what he wanted on his plate.
With fear in his eyes Johnny looked at his whimpering brother, pointed a shaky finger towards the table and said.
Well, you can bet your ass I don't want any of those ****ing peas.
Here it is
Mother was speaking to father about little Johnny and little Jimmy and the terrible language they have been using. Mother said that she should could not take it anymore.
Father said "Well we have tried it your way and now we will try it my way, the problem will be over tonight."
Later at dinner mother asked little Jimmy what he wanted on his plate.
Jimmy replied I would some chicken, mashed potatoes Oh and some of those ****ing peas.
Father exploded out of his chair, he lifted little Jimmy out of his chair shook him around a little bit screamed at him and threw him back into his chair.
Father then looked at little Johnny with murder in his eyes and asked him what he wanted on his plate.
With fear in his eyes Johnny looked at his whimpering brother, pointed a shaky finger towards the table and said.
Well, you can bet your ass I don't want any of those ****ing peas.