Friday chuckle

A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The
blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm
going to toronto and i'm staying right here." the flight attendant goes into the cockpit & tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, & won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde & tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave & return to her seat. The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto & i'm staying right here." the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
>>handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, & she says, "oh, i'm sorry." & gets up & goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant & co-pilot are amazed & asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "first class isn't going to toronto

Speaking about Newfies:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... YES! YES! I WON, I WON! "She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching.

MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men