Four Moms in Therapy

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Four Moms in Therapy


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating sweets. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mother, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mother, Joyce: "Your main obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on Peter, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Dick and Willy from school and go have dinner."