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  1. #1
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    Default A brief (sexist, non-PC) Spanish lesson for those living here

    Zorro = Héroe justiciero
    Zorra = Puta

    Perro = Mejor amigo del hombre
    Perra = Puta

    Aventurero = Osado, valiente, arriesgado.
    Aventurera = Puta

    Cualquier = Fulano, Mengano, Zutano
    Cualquiera = Puta

    Callejero = De la calle, urbano.
    Callejera = Puta

    Hombrezuelo = Hombrecillo, mínimo, pequeño
    Mujerzuela = Puta

    Hombre público = Personaje prominente. Funcionario público.
    Mujer pública = Puta

    Hombre de la vida = Hombre de gran experiencia.
    Mujer de la vida = Puta
    Puto = donjuan
    Puta = puta
    HEROE = Ídolo.
    HEROÍNA = Droga
    ATREVIDO = Osado, valiente.
    ATREVIDA = Insolente, mal educada

    SOLTERO = Codiciado, inteligente, hábil.
    SOLTERA = Quedada, lenta, ya se le fue el tren.
    DIOS = Creador del universo y cuya divinidad se transmitió a su Hijo varón por línea paterna.
    DIOSA = Ser mitológico de culturas supersticiosas, obsoletas y olvidadas.
    SUEGRO = Padre político.
    SUEGRA = Bruja, metomentodo, etc.


    Sorry if you can't read it...

    HB
    MACHISTA = Hombre macho.
    FEMINISTA = Lesbiana.

    DON JUAN = Hombre en todo su sentido.
    DOÑA JUANA = La mujer de la limpieza

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    Default Sure Is Great To Be A Man!!!

    I am STILL grinning and chuckling!
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    I'd like to share that with my lass but I know I'd be grounded for a week or two.

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    pure beauty

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    You had me laughing for quite a while.

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    Wonderful exercise for puzzling out Spanish

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