I,m Outa Here!!!!!

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Criss Colon

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I have decided to take the sound advice of MANY,DR1ers,who have told me 100s of times,
"If you HATE the DR,AND Dominicans, Sooooo Much,Why don't you just leave!!!
"OK!", I WILL!
My house,and all the furniture have been SOLD!
Tickets have been bought,(For Me And My Kids Only!!!)
We are leaving for Northern Florida,(Fewer Hispanics up there!!) on Saturday!!!!
I will NEVER post on DR1 Again!!!!!!!!!!!
No more will I cast, "Pearls Before Swine!"
I feel FREE At Last,Free At Last,Thank God Almighty,I'm FREE AT LAST!!!!
Cris Colon
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Criss Colon

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Why Would You Doubt My WORD?????????

:cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:

NO! REALLY!!!!
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PJT

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You can trust the word of Criss Colon, he gave me advice on how to grow spaghetti trees in a tropical climate.

Regards,
PJT
 
PICHARDO

PICHARDO

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Criss Colon said:
I have decided to take the sound advice of MANY,DR1ers,who have told me 100s of times,
"If you HATE the DR,AND Dominicans, Sooooo Much,Why don't you just leave!!!
"OK!", I WILL!
My house,and all the furniture have been SOLD!
Tickets have been bought,(For Me And My Kids Only!!!)
We are leaving for Northern Florida,(Fewer Hispanics up there!!) on Saturday!!!!
I will NEVER post on DR1 Again!!!!!!!!!!!
No more will I cast, "Pearls Before Swine!"
I feel FREE At Last,Free At Last,Thank God Almighty,I'm FREE AT LAST!!!!
Cris Colon
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We'll have the flags flown at half staff at the moment you leave DR soil!!!

The sadness will be total in the population and to avoid mass depression bouts, we'll allow Presidente, Bermudez, Brugal and Barcelo to open the inventory holds for all that need it. As a gesture of brotherhood all the Merengue bands will be ordered to perform all the songs that you always loved (blasting from colmados and what not) everywhere you walked around in the DR!

We'll even name the day of your departure a national day of observance (just like in all the others we stay home and reflect on our deeds). Your old home will be given a dignified national monument title and sunk into the Caribbean sea, to further make it one with the land and sea you so much loved!


Hence forth your name will be known as C.C. Magnus Dominicus!
:cheeky:
 
Hillbilly

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Have fun at DisneyWorld!!! You clown!!!

Happy 1 April, too...

Love and kisses...


HB
 
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Noooo.....

Criss Colon said:
I have decided to take the sound advice of MANY,DR1ers,who have told me 100s of times,
"If you HATE the DR,AND Dominicans, Sooooo Much,Why don't you just leave!!!
"OK!", I WILL!
My house,and all the furniture have been SOLD!
Tickets have been bought,(For Me And My Kids Only!!!)
We are leaving for Northern Florida,(Fewer Hispanics up there!!) on Saturday!!!!
I will NEVER post on DR1 Again!!!!!!!!!!!
No more will I cast, "Pearls Before Swine!"
I feel FREE At Last,Free At Last,Thank God Almighty,I'm FREE AT LAST!!!!
Cris Colon
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! don't leave. If you left what would become of those tender young tigueras who so need your love, admiration and 5K peso benedictions ?


Please don't leave......why you AZB and GOLO have finally grown on me afterall these years.


Please, please , Papa Cris...., Ahhhhhhhh ! Ahhhhhhhhh! sniff, sniff, Ahhhhhhhh!


Allright I gotta go, I gotta go practice for next years show.
 
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rice&beans

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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....never gonna happen..........

Criss Colon said:
I have decided to take the sound advice of MANY,DR1ers,who have told me 100s of times,
"If you HATE the DR,AND Dominicans, Sooooo Much,Why don't you just leave!!!
"OK!", I WILL!
My house,and all the furniture have been SOLD!
Tickets have been bought,(For Me And My Kids Only!!!)
We are leaving for Northern Florida,(Fewer Hispanics up there!!) on Saturday!!!!
I will NEVER post on DR1 Again!!!!!!!!!!!
No more will I cast, "Pearls Before Swine!"
I feel FREE At Last,Free At Last,Thank God Almighty,I'm FREE AT LAST!!!!
Cris Colon
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The Past


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The future


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Thanx for the idea Pichardo......(for putting Frankie in my head!!)

:cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
 
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Criss Colon

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"OK!,OK!".Due To A "HUGE" Outcry,and........

Public "DEMAND"! I WILL Stay!!!
But ONLY until,ONE APRIL,2012.:cheeky:;)
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Criss Colon said:
Public "DEMAND"! I WILL Stay!!!
But ONLY until,ONE APRIL,2012.:cheeky:;)
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What a let down. I thought after 15 years of these threats that this would be the year. I suppose the fact you get more for RD$500 here than elsewhere had something to do with your decision.
 
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