Two friends meet in a bar and after a while one complaints to the other about his sex life.
"Every time I make love to my wife it feels like she's loosing interest"
"Oh" said the other one, "I used to have the same problem with my wife but I found the perfect solution".
"Every time I make love to mine and I feel she's loosing interest I pull out my starters pistol and shoot". "It frightens her so much that she cramps up and her beaver squeezes my willy, what a great feeling and our sex life has improved tremendously"!!!!
Several weeks later the two meet again and the one asks the other whether he had followed up the advice.
"OMG, it was a disaster!!" was the answer, "when we were getting it on after a while I noticed that my wife was loosing interest again so I reached underneath my pillow where I had the gun and pulled the trigger".
"So what happened"? his buddy asked.
"Well, she bit my willy, peed in my face and out of the closet came a naked man with his hands up"!!!!
"Every time I make love to my wife it feels like she's loosing interest"
"Oh" said the other one, "I used to have the same problem with my wife but I found the perfect solution".
"Every time I make love to mine and I feel she's loosing interest I pull out my starters pistol and shoot". "It frightens her so much that she cramps up and her beaver squeezes my willy, what a great feeling and our sex life has improved tremendously"!!!!
Several weeks later the two meet again and the one asks the other whether he had followed up the advice.
"OMG, it was a disaster!!" was the answer, "when we were getting it on after a while I noticed that my wife was loosing interest again so I reached underneath my pillow where I had the gun and pulled the trigger".
"So what happened"? his buddy asked.
"Well, she bit my willy, peed in my face and out of the closet came a naked man with his hands up"!!!!