My great new truck!!!

Hillbilly

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This is the new Ford Super Truck!! So beautiful!!
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....
 

william webster

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Jan 16, 2009
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Bit of slow day in Santiago, HB ???

Very funny..... a bit slow here too on the shores of Lake Huron.

Thanks for the smile

WW
 

SKing

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You had me going for a minute! I didn't realize it was in the clown bin...

SHALENA
 

Criss Colon

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Jan 2, 2002
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The Very Same Thing Happened To Me In MY New Truck!!!!!

Except that two drunks fell in front of me and I swerved to miss them.
I yelled "A$$ Holes",
And My radio announced;
"Ladies and gentlemen,Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid"!!!!
 

johnny

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Feb 8, 2003
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This is the new Ford Super Truck!! So beautiful!!
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

What happen if you say Anthony? do the truck radio reply, Santos, Romeo, or Rios? lol