I'm looking for help for Halloween:
I'm looking for someone who can assist me in raising attractive women from the dead. there is some night digging involved and you'll need a good pair of "Gore-tex" boots. Also bring a good shovel, if you have one. if not, i can provide one. Basically, we're looking for attractive women who have been dead for 4 days or less. After 4 days, they start to smell awful and they take on a ghostly appearance. Also, after 4 days, they bloat up and it makes the resurrection more difficult. Bring your own weapons. Safety is not guarenteed. i've only done this once before. you'll get paid after we get back.
Basically, i'm still looking for someone with a good back who can help me dig up dead people whom have only been dead for 4 days or less. I can pay fairly well, and there will be more than a few coffee breaks throughout the night. digging will start at around 12 midnight and hopefully we can wrap things up before the sun comes up. bring lots of garlic and a wooden stake just in case we unearth the wrong type of woman. Could get ugly.
Serious inquires only!
Sincerely, Frank
I'm looking for someone who can assist me in raising attractive women from the dead. there is some night digging involved and you'll need a good pair of "Gore-tex" boots. Also bring a good shovel, if you have one. if not, i can provide one. Basically, we're looking for attractive women who have been dead for 4 days or less. After 4 days, they start to smell awful and they take on a ghostly appearance. Also, after 4 days, they bloat up and it makes the resurrection more difficult. Bring your own weapons. Safety is not guarenteed. i've only done this once before. you'll get paid after we get back.
Basically, i'm still looking for someone with a good back who can help me dig up dead people whom have only been dead for 4 days or less. I can pay fairly well, and there will be more than a few coffee breaks throughout the night. digging will start at around 12 midnight and hopefully we can wrap things up before the sun comes up. bring lots of garlic and a wooden stake just in case we unearth the wrong type of woman. Could get ugly.
Serious inquires only!
Sincerely, Frank
