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Chuck Riley.

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Dear all,

This is to advice any potential travellers to Sosua about one or two things. Now now the regular slayers here i know this is not a monger website, yeh i get that but it is an information exchange with good intentions so just be quiet before you start your usual vitriol.

My piece of advice to any gents who may be travelling to Sosua for some entertainment is dont leave your drink out of your sight for a second. Some of the females working the locals bars on pedro clisante are putting stuff in mens drinks and I have first hand experience so be warned.

I do not want to put anybody off but there are some bad ass chicas there, stick to Caribbean Men Parradise and La Passions, you will not go wrong.

With my best intentions

Chuck
 
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Or, just a thought...you could go where there are no 'chicas' and actually meet some nice Dominican women who will still treat you like a king and not charge you $100/nt. The 'ruffie' problem is everywhere...Sosua, New York, Santiago and Chicago. Never leave your drink alone unless you completely trust the people around you (which should be mostly those with you on Thanksgiving Day) ;-)
 
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As a grown man- really? You should know better than to leave a drink unattended.... Huh- I thought this was something that only naive, dumb females would do.... lesson learned I guess.... really, does this happen in our current day and time? STUPID!!!!!!!
 
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Shalena- I am sure you have plenty to say on this one! Come on Girlfriend, I am so curious to hear your thoughts... lol!
 
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Castellamonte said:
Or, just a thought...you could go where there are no 'chicas' and actually meet some nice Dominican women who will still treat you like a king and not charge you $100/nt. The 'ruffie' problem is everywhere...Sosua, New York, Santiago and Chicago. Never leave your drink alone unless you completely trust the people around you (which should be mostly those with you on Thanksgiving Day) ;-)
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Look man i dont know many men who pay whole hearted attention to their drink when they are drinking......... try do it after half a dozen when its never happened before.. guess we americans are too trusting
 
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Chuck Riley. said:
Dear all,

This is to advice any potential travellers to Sosua about one or two things. Now now the regular slayers here i know this is not a monger website, yeh i get that but it is an information exchange with good intentions so just be quiet before you start your usual vitriol.

My piece of advice to any gents who may be travelling to Sosua for some entertainment is dont leave your drink out of your sight for a second. Some of the females working the locals bars on pedro clisante are putting stuff in mens drinks and I have first hand experience so be warned.

I do not want to put anybody off but there are some bad ass chicas there, stick to Caribbean Men Parradise and La Passions, you will not go wrong.

With my best intentions

Chuck
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First time I've heard that about any bar in Sosua.
 
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Eddy said:
First time I've heard that about any bar in Sosua.
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glad this is new so hopefully we can protect and warn as many guys as possible. believe me ive drunk more than i should have dozens of times but ive never woke up with a total blackout and two chicks banging my chest looking for cash and all my money stolen. yes im a fool

i remember raising a glass and my arm feeling like it was a lump of log, couldnt even look at the chick. after 3 sips
 
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Chuck Riley. said:
glad this is new so hopefully we can protect and warn as many guys as possible. believe me ive drunk more than i should have dozens of times but ive never woke up with a total blackout and two chicks banging my chest looking for cash and all my money stolen. yes im a fool

i remember raising a glass and my arm feeling like it was a lump of log, couldnt even look at the chick. after 3 sips
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Wow. Scary sh*t. If you chose not to post the name of the bar, can you pm me the details. I know most if not all bar owners in Sosua.
 
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maybe you overdosed on viagra and not a bad drink on pedro clisante ? :ermm:
as a rule my drink goes where i go, even to the bathroom. if i happen to forget my drink on the bar, i ask the barmaid to make me another and throw that one away. that rule applies to ANY bar in the world......
 
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My answer to the annoyances and problems I've encountered in Sosua is to take my vacation and money somewhere else.

The annoyances, both with locals but mainly tourists (of one particular persuasion) is really the key factor of why I'm not planning to come back to the DR anytime soon.
 
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ive pm's the guys who asked but the bottom line is it doesnt matter what bars it happened to me in the message ive went to this trouble in conveying is this could happen in any bar, any city such as sosua like a poster said. i know for a fact i was spiked and i am blesse that i didnt suffer a bad reaction as i suffer from anxiety. This has thought me a big lesson and like i said i would highly recommend newbies stick to professional establishments like passions and CMP.
 
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FritoBandito said:
My answer to the annoyances and problems I've encountered in Sosua is to take my vacation and money somewhere else.

The annoyances, both with locals but mainly tourists (of one particular persuasion) is really the key factor of why I'm not planning to come back to the DR anytime soon.
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i think you should look to different places in the DR, its an amazing country, unfortunately the north coast is littered with hustlers. S.D and B Chica are meant to be so different and thats next on my list.
 
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Chuck Riley. said:
i think you should look to different places in the DR, its an amazing country, unfortunately the north coast is littered with hustlers. S.D and B Chica are meant to be so different and thats next on my list.
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Don't expect to meet the salt of the earth in Boca Chica, unless you run into "the kidnappers".
 
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FritoBandito said:
My answer to the annoyances and problems I've encountered in Sosua is to take my vacation and money somewhere else.

The annoyances, both with locals but mainly tourists (of one particular persuasion) is really the key factor of why I'm not planning to come back to the DR anytime soon.
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Who care's!!!
 
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Wow, Chuck, I'm sorry to hear that. allow me to share with you what happened to me about ten years ago at another bar on the island. i was drinking and trying to learn to sing Bachata. everything was going good and i was just learning how to wale and hold a half note when, all of the sudden, things started goin fuzzy.

The last thing i remember, i was being led out of the bar and put atop a donkey. I remember people holding me up and handing me kleenex and vaseline. Remember, this was ten years ago when vaseline was economical.

I woke up the next day with one hell of a hangover. my head was pounding something fierce. i woke up inside a horse stable. as a pillow i had a big horse patty underneath my head. thankfully, it was dry but, it did manage to get inside my ears. but that wasn't the worse, i remember my jaw and mouth being very sore (no, it's not what you think). i looked around and lying next to me was Dolly the donkey. I recognized her. i remember thinking to myslef, she looks good.

When i got home i took a shower and went to brush my teeth, and would you believe, someone had pulled out all of my silver fillings in my mouth. all six of them. i checked my stomach, and fortunately all my organs were still intact. however, when i went to urinate, i had no foreskin. no, i'm not kidding. someone had taken the time to both circumsize me and steal the fillings out of my mouth. No, it wasn't Dolly the donkey. i checked her mouth.

After everything was said and done, i came out ahead. yes, i had lost 6 silver fillings; yes, someone had made off with my foreskin, but you know, in the end, i got the new plastic fillings that have no mercury in them, and i could urinate easier. So, at the end of the day, it was a win-win situation.

I'm thinking of going back sometime in the near future to see if i can get a vasectomy done. i'm finally at that age where i need to stop spreading the fertile seed around. know what i mean?

FRank
 
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frank12 said:
Wow, Chuck, I'm sorry to hear that. allow me to share with you what happened to me about ten years ago at another bar on the island. i was drinking and trying to learn to sing Bachata. everything was going good and i was just learning how to wale and hold a half note when, all of the sudden, things started goin fuzzy.

The last thing i remember, i was being led out of the bar and put atop a donkey. I remember people holding me up and handing me kleenex and vaseline. Remember, this was ten years ago when vaseline was economical.

I woke up the next day with one hell of a hangover. my head was pounding something fierce. i woke up inside a horse stable. as a pillow i had a big horse patty underneath my head. thankfully, it was dry but, it did manage to get inside my ears. but that wasn't the worse, i remember my jaw and mouth being very sore (no, it's not what you think). i looked around and lying next to me was Dolly the donkey. I recognized her. i remember thinking to myslef, she looks good.

When i got home i took a shower and went to brush my teeth, and would you believe, someone had pulled out all of my silver fillings in my mouth. all six of them. i checked my stomach, and fortunately all my organs were still intact. however, when i went to urinate, i had no foreskin. no, i'm not kidding. someone had taken the time to both circumsize me and steal the fillings out of my mouth. No, it wasn't Dolly the donkey. i checked her mouth.

After everything was said and done, i came out ahead. yes, i had lost 6 silver fillings; yes, someone had made off with my foreskin, but you know, in the end, i got the new plastic fillings that have no mercury in them, and i could urinate easier. So, at the end of the day, it was a win-win situation.

I'm thinking of going back sometime in the near future to see if i can get a vasectomy done. i'm finally at that age where i need to stop spreading the fertile seed around. know what i mean?

FRank
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You wasted approx 20 seconds of my life with that essay of utter trash........bravo
 
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Chuck Riley. said:
My piece of advice to any gents who may be travelling to Sosua for some entertainment is dont leave your drink out of your sight for a second. Some of the females working the locals bars on pedro clisante are putting stuff in mens drinks and I have first hand experience so be warned.
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This is sound advice anywhere you go!
 
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frank12 said:
Wow, Chuck, I'm sorry to hear that. allow me to share with you what happened to me about ten years ago at another bar on the island. i was drinking and trying to learn to sing Bachata. everything was going good and i was just learning how to wale and hold a half note when, all of the sudden, things started goin fuzzy.

The last thing i remember, i was being led out of the bar and put atop a donkey. I remember people holding me up and handing me kleenex and vaseline. Remember, this was ten years ago when vaseline was economical.

I woke up the next day with one hell of a hangover. my head was pounding something fierce. i woke up inside a horse stable. as a pillow i had a big horse patty underneath my head. thankfully, it was dry but, it did manage to get inside my ears. but that wasn't the worse, i remember my jaw and mouth being very sore (no, it's not what you think). i looked around and lying next to me was Dolly the donkey. I recognized her. i remember thinking to myslef, she looks good.

When i got home i took a shower and went to brush my teeth, and would you believe, someone had pulled out all of my silver fillings in my mouth. all six of them. i checked my stomach, and fortunately all my organs were still intact. however, when i went to urinate, i had no foreskin. no, i'm not kidding. someone had taken the time to both circumsize me and steal the fillings out of my mouth. No, it wasn't Dolly the donkey. i checked her mouth.

After everything was said and done, i came out ahead. yes, i had lost 6 silver fillings; yes, someone had made off with my foreskin, but you know, in the end, i got the new plastic fillings that have no mercury in them, and i could urinate easier. So, at the end of the day, it was a win-win situation.

I'm thinking of going back sometime in the near future to see if i can get a vasectomy done. i'm finally at that age where i need to stop spreading the fertile seed around. know what i mean?

FRank
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You must be an awful singer :)
 
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Kyle

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i wonder how many of the sosua bashers have been anywhere else in the DR ? i mean why spend 1000 bucks or more to find out you dont like a place, the people, or chicas spiking drinks when you can read about it for free online ? it's funny how it's always "everyone else's fault" and not yours ? man up people......
 
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