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Pussy @ Cap Cana
Yes, i will look for some pussy tomorrow. tell me, though...i have some serious questions:
1.) Is there enough pussy in a can to pass around to my friends?
2.) Will my girlfriend like the taste? I fear introducing it to her and having her becoming hooked.
3.) What does it smell like?
4.) What does it taste like going down?
5.) Is it addictive?
6.) Is it better that I avoid it for fear of becoming addicted?
7.) is it better served cold or hot?
8.) Is it better served shaken or stirred?
9.) What color is the pussy...Red, Brown, Pink, or White?
I'll continue this later on. i'm at work now and some Beaver just walked in.
Frank
1.) Is there enough pussy in a can to pass around to my friends?
2.) Will my girlfriend like the taste? I fear introducing it to her and having her becoming hooked.
3.) What does it smell like?
4.) What does it taste like going down?
5.) Is it addictive?
6.) Is it better that I avoid it for fear of becoming addicted?
7.) is it better served cold or hot?
8.) Is it better served shaken or stirred?
9.) What color is the pussy...Red, Brown, Pink, or White?
I'll continue this later on. i'm at work now and some Beaver just walked in.
Frank
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Ok, The beaver left and now i can concentrate:
11.) Is there an experation dat eon the pussy?
12.) Does the pussy come in chocolate as well as strawberry flavors?
13.) How much of this pussy can i drink before i want to throw up?
14.) Is it possible to overdose on this pussy?
15.) Are there any alternatives to this pussy, or does it come in just one flavor?
16.) Will i get full on just one pussy?
17. Will i get burned out on this pussy after one drink?
I got to go...Mrs Beaver just walked in!
Frank
11.) Is there an experation dat eon the pussy?
12.) Does the pussy come in chocolate as well as strawberry flavors?
13.) How much of this pussy can i drink before i want to throw up?
14.) Is it possible to overdose on this pussy?
15.) Are there any alternatives to this pussy, or does it come in just one flavor?
16.) Will i get full on just one pussy?
17. Will i get burned out on this pussy after one drink?
I got to go...Mrs Beaver just walked in!
Frank
I hope "Pussy" comes in bigger cans, this one looks "too small"
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This one might be more fitting!
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This one might be more fitting!
16.) Is it ok to share one Pussy with 2 or 3 friends?17.) Are there certain days every month when Pussy is not available?
18.) If I have one Pussy now, is it okay to have a different one in an hour?
19.) How does this Pussy go down??
20.) If I put a little ice with Pussy, is that sexy?
21.) Why do they say I might want to use protection if I am going to enjoy Pussy?
22.) I saw someone pour some alcohol on Pussy and light it on fire. Is that cool??
23.) If I find a hair in my Pussy, should I send it back?
24.) If I don't like Pussy, am I gay??
25.) Is it true that Pussy is more expensive other countrys?
26.) I heard Pussy was so expensive and difficult to get in the US, that is wasn't worth the trouble.
27.) Am I a pervert if I have a bunch a pictures of Pussy on my computer?
28.) My buddy says he likes to have Pussy in the morning!
29.) I talked my girlfriend into trying some Pussy, now that's all she wants!
30.) I showed my buddy a Pussy the other day and he said that's the first one he's ever seen! He's 32 years old! What a loser!
31.) Is it true that the best place to pick up some Pussy is a bar or grocery store?
32.) Someone said it was cheaper to rent Pussy? I don't get it??
33.) I'm so sick of all this talk of Pussy!
34.) Does Pussy make you horny?
35.) A pretty girl in Thailand said she had a Pussy. I found out later she didn't
[but it was too late]
36,) If you get some Pussy that smells like fish, I say leave it alone.
37.) I heard the only reason a lot of guys come to the DR is to buy Pussy!
38.) I told my girlfriend that when it comes to Pussy, I can't have just one. Now she's ****ed?
39.) I heard some girls secretly like Pussy just as much as guys.
40.) I'm going to take my 10 year old son out for his first Pussy. Is he too young!!
41.) I came home from the bar the other night and my girlfriend said I smelled like Pussy.
42.) I saw a new ad for Pussy. "Pussy - Drink it, don't Lick it!"
18.) If I have one Pussy now, is it okay to have a different one in an hour?
19.) How does this Pussy go down??
20.) If I put a little ice with Pussy, is that sexy?
21.) Why do they say I might want to use protection if I am going to enjoy Pussy?
22.) I saw someone pour some alcohol on Pussy and light it on fire. Is that cool??
23.) If I find a hair in my Pussy, should I send it back?
24.) If I don't like Pussy, am I gay??
25.) Is it true that Pussy is more expensive other countrys?
26.) I heard Pussy was so expensive and difficult to get in the US, that is wasn't worth the trouble.
27.) Am I a pervert if I have a bunch a pictures of Pussy on my computer?
28.) My buddy says he likes to have Pussy in the morning!
29.) I talked my girlfriend into trying some Pussy, now that's all she wants!
30.) I showed my buddy a Pussy the other day and he said that's the first one he's ever seen! He's 32 years old! What a loser!
31.) Is it true that the best place to pick up some Pussy is a bar or grocery store?
32.) Someone said it was cheaper to rent Pussy? I don't get it??
33.) I'm so sick of all this talk of Pussy!
34.) Does Pussy make you horny?
35.) A pretty girl in Thailand said she had a Pussy. I found out later she didn't
[but it was too late]36,) If you get some Pussy that smells like fish, I say leave it alone.
37.) I heard the only reason a lot of guys come to the DR is to buy Pussy!
38.) I told my girlfriend that when it comes to Pussy, I can't have just one. Now she's ****ed?
39.) I heard some girls secretly like Pussy just as much as guys.
40.) I'm going to take my 10 year old son out for his first Pussy. Is he too young!!
41.) I came home from the bar the other night and my girlfriend said I smelled like Pussy.
42.) I saw a new ad for Pussy. "Pussy - Drink it, don't Lick it!"
An employee at Metro Pac in Bavaro was wearing a hat the other day promoting this drink. I asked him if he knew what it meant and he said "Yeah, it's a new drink". So I asked him if he know the what the word translated to and he was clueless. When I told him (in front of his other 3 co-workers) the different ways this word was used, the hat came off pretty quick and I've never seen it again lol .
It's funny when they were doing some promo for it around the bavaro area my wife and I were checking out at a local supermercado and a promo girl asked in spanish if we'd like to try some pussy. My wife laughed and said "no gracias yo tengo una" the promo girl was clueless and didn't get it, but the cashier obviously got it and just started laughing.
Ok so all the teen girls that wear the Playboy shirts....(whilst doing time with those school supplied infant training dolls), that's somewhat benign I guess, but por favor, let's educate our friends so their daughters avoid these shirts.....then again I suppose as long as los chicos machistas j?venes are clueless, the damage is minor. Just pray Rhianna does not become a spokesperson for the bebidas.
A famous Plant Biologist worked on developing new strains of Roses for his entire career.Big roses,small roses,roses with varios aromas.One day he smelled a new Hybred Rose,and it smelled just like PUSSY!
He immediately called his local TV news desk to report what he had created.
"I have discovered a rose that smells like a pussy",he told the newsman.
The newsman told him to call back,"When you have a pussy,that smells like a rose"!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I heard that it smells really horrible when you open the can,but once you get by the smell,
"You Got It Lick'd"!
I saw a rum called "Black Cock"!
I bet it would sell well in England,save all those "Fatties" a trip to an "AI"!
I'd like their ad agency job.
Every Woman Needs Some "Black Cock" in her life"!
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He immediately called his local TV news desk to report what he had created.
"I have discovered a rose that smells like a pussy",he told the newsman.
The newsman told him to call back,"When you have a pussy,that smells like a rose"!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I heard that it smells really horrible when you open the can,but once you get by the smell,
"You Got It Lick'd"!
I saw a rum called "Black Cock"!
I bet it would sell well in England,save all those "Fatties" a trip to an "AI"!
I'd like their ad agency job.
Every Woman Needs Some "Black Cock" in her life"!
cc
I brought some "Pussy" at Cap Cana on the weekend. Red Bull tastes better
Sorry to disappoint some of you
Try Ciclon next time.
Depends on the flavor. In Sosua, they have UBH flavor for 500 pesos a pop, and the cans are bigger...
When the can is smaller, they go down better.......
Am currently enjoying a 4-pack......
B in Santiago......looking for a 6 pack