The other day as I was driving into town I ran into a huge traffic jam. I sat there for more than an hour without moving an inch. Finlay a guy came up and knocked on my window, I rolled it down and asked what the problem was and why the traffic was jammed so badly. He told me President Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, & Harry Reid had been taken hostage by a terrorist group. They were demanding 10 million dollars in ransom or they would be doused with gasoline and set on fire. I thought for a minute, but decided I must do my civic duty and pitch in for the ransom. I asked "what is the average motorist was donating to the pot?"
He said "about a gallon" :classic:
He said "about a gallon" :classic: