What some think
I AM CANADIAN
Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
it may be cold in winter but it's hot in summer
were I live -20C in January +36 C in July and this is south of Detroit and further south than San Francisco
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
we have over 60 brands of beer
and more brands of other adult beverages
and we can drink the water
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! there are 25 million of us
some along way apart some live close together
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS Wud!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! "EH" and proud of it