1.You grew up afraid of something called "EL CUCO"
2.You clap your hands while laughing.
3.People tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking.
4.You've gotten beat with any of the following:rubber slippers,
extension cord,hangers(plastic or metal) big rice spoon,etc.
5.You've gone outside in rolos and chancletas.
6.You waste all your money in the summer time buying
"frio-frio" RED FLAVOR.
7.You consider platanos one of the major food groups.
8.While in your country,you hear people on the block yelling
"se fue la luz".Then you also hear "llego la luz".
9.Your dad or uncle claim to be dead broke,yet rock a cell phone
and is laced with mad gold around his neck or wrist.
10.Your sofas are covered in plastic.
11.You've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon.
12.You eat mangu on a daily basis.
13.You ate rice,beans and some type of meat yesterday,today
and you probably will tomorrow.
14.You use an old t-shirt,towel,or anything as a mop,and use your
feet to mop.
15.Your refrigerator has about 85 magnets.
16.All your pots and pans are in the oven.
17.Your local colmado does credit plans(fiao)
18.A frosted beer to you is vestida de novia or una fria.
19Your parents gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sick.
20.If you're in a 4-passenger car,you got 7 people in it,and some
one yelling"Caben ma!"
21.If you use platanos and coconuts for decorations.
22.If you saywords like...Razor is GILE....Feminine Pads are KOTE....
Vicks Vapo Rub is Vivaporu....T-Shirts are POLOCHE....Watchman is....
GUACHIMAN...Garbage is EL Gabish...Cereal is CONFLE
(Yea you all know you do it!)
Feel free to add more.
2.You clap your hands while laughing.
3.People tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking.
4.You've gotten beat with any of the following:rubber slippers,
extension cord,hangers(plastic or metal) big rice spoon,etc.
5.You've gone outside in rolos and chancletas.
6.You waste all your money in the summer time buying
"frio-frio" RED FLAVOR.
7.You consider platanos one of the major food groups.
8.While in your country,you hear people on the block yelling
"se fue la luz".Then you also hear "llego la luz".
9.Your dad or uncle claim to be dead broke,yet rock a cell phone
and is laced with mad gold around his neck or wrist.
10.Your sofas are covered in plastic.
11.You've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon.
12.You eat mangu on a daily basis.
13.You ate rice,beans and some type of meat yesterday,today
and you probably will tomorrow.
14.You use an old t-shirt,towel,or anything as a mop,and use your
feet to mop.
15.Your refrigerator has about 85 magnets.
16.All your pots and pans are in the oven.
17.Your local colmado does credit plans(fiao)
18.A frosted beer to you is vestida de novia or una fria.
19Your parents gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sick.
20.If you're in a 4-passenger car,you got 7 people in it,and some
one yelling"Caben ma!"
21.If you use platanos and coconuts for decorations.
22.If you saywords like...Razor is GILE....Feminine Pads are KOTE....
Vicks Vapo Rub is Vivaporu....T-Shirts are POLOCHE....Watchman is....
GUACHIMAN...Garbage is EL Gabish...Cereal is CONFLE
(Yea you all know you do it!)
Feel free to add more.
