George Bush and Condoleeza Rice

A conversation between then President George Bush and Condoleeza Rice
in the Oval Office:

George:Condi! Nice to see you.What's happening?
Condi:Sir,I have the report about the new leader of China.
George:Great.Lay it on me.
Condi:Hu is the new leader of China.
George:That's what I want to know.
Condi:That's what I'm telling you.
George:That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes.
George:I mean the fellows name.
Condi:Hu.
George:the guy in China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The leader of China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The Chinaman!
Condi:Hu is leading China.
George:Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George:Well,I'm asking you.Who is leading China?
Condi:That's the man's name.
George:That's who's name?
Condi:Yes.
George:Will you,or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China?I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:That's correct.
George:Then who is in China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
George:Yassir is in China?
Condi:No,sir.
George:Then who is?
Condi:Yes,sir.
George:Yassir?
Condi:No,sir.
George:Look,Condi I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi:Kofi?
George:No,thanks.
Condi:You want Kofi?
George:No.
Condi:You don't want Kofi?
George:No.But now that you mention it,I could use a glass of milk.And get the U.N.
Condi:Yes,sir.
George:Not Yassir!The guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
George:Milk!Will you please make the call?
Condi:And call who?
George:Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi:Hu is the guy in China.
George:Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:Yes,sir
George:And stay out of the Middle East!Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
George:All right! With cream and sugar.Now get on the phone!

Nite,Nite!

Lucifer said:

First brought to the DR1's readership by the infamous Joseito... years ago.

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Hey Luci,I'f I would've known that It was posted by someone else,I would not have.But,What
the hell!:classic:

Lucifer said:

It's all good.

Back in those days, a poster could get in trouble with the masses for making fun of Dubya. One poster, who went on to create another site "similar" to DR1, even claimed to have gone to school with Bush 43, and "knew him well."

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I think the problem lies when jokes are made while a President is in office.But if you notice once he
becomes an ex president the majority of the people do not get offended.

That's exactly where this joke was taking from!

CaptnGlenn said:

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery:

[video=youtube;wfmvkO5x6Ng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng[/video]

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That's a classic!