Perturbed Prostitute Pummels Potential Playmate?

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CFA123

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Watch out for whack whores in Sosua!

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Lothario666

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In the U.S. the money has the motto: "In God We Trust" on it.
The Dominican Republic should have the motto: "No es mi Culpa" on it.
 

sayanora

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old dude prolly lost his wallet and just wanted to find somebody to blame.. he specifically says.. "she was hustlin me, i walk down the street then my wallet is gone, it was her, it was her friend'.. oh come on, too old to be looking for that crap in the DR already
 

Kyle

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she probably took his weekly vacation supply of viagra. that's what he is really worried about. :ermm:
 

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One night a weekend warrior ( who arrived at the airport whacked ) stopped in at the newly opened SeaCrets and bought drinks for the chicas. About an hour later he was infront of the place having a chica arrested for stealing RD3000 from him. Later that night when he found the RD3000 in a side pocket we called Sgt. %^&#@ and it only cost RD700 to get her out. The original arresting officer wanted RD3000 ( what a surprise ).
 

Lothario666

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The new bilingual mottoes to be printed on all Dominican currency:

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Tamborista

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One night a weekend warrior ( who arrived at the airport whacked ) stopped in at the newly opened SeaCrets and bought drinks for the chicas. About an hour later he was infront of the place having a chica arrested for stealing RD3000 from him. Later that night when he found the RD3000 in a side pocket we called Sgt. %^&#@ and it only cost RD700 to get her out. The original arresting officer wanted RD3000 ( what a surprise ).

That is almost as comical as that guy that lost his house to his ex-novia.
 

JMB773

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I liked his dark sunglasses and his Crocs on his feet. You could not see his shoes, but I bet he was wearing Crocs. You know he was in DR for one reason and one reason only. How to you go to DR and can't speak a word of Spanish.

Maybe he should have tried Boca Chica instead.
 

Lothario666

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I liked his dark sunglasses and his Crocs on his feet. You could not see his shoes, but I bet he was wearing Crocs. You know he was in DR for one reason and one reason only. How to you go to DR and can't speak a word of Spanish.

Maybe he should have tried Boca Chica instead.

He got "Mouth" from the "Girl" without going to "Boca Chica".
 

sayanora

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Well the sorta messed up thing is the gringo was saying that that girl didn't do it.. but since he was just pointing at her the cop is automatically going to think he is saying.. "yea she did it", when he was saying "yea your friend did it".. if i had to be accountable for all the dumb stuff my friends have done over the years.. joining the navy would have been a BAD decision.
 

JMB773

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Well the sorta messed up thing is the gringo was saying that that girl didn't do it.. but since he was just pointing at her the cop is automatically going to think he is saying.. "yea she did it", when he was saying "yea your friend did it".. if i had to be accountable for all the dumb stuff my friends have done over the years.. joining the navy would have been a BAD decision.

He was always saying " you didn't do it" but you should go to jail too because she was your friend. Happens all of the world when you have white people a victim of a crime at the hands of dark skinned people.

Guilty by association.
 

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How to you go to DR and can't speak a word of Spanish.

that is a stupid thing to say. have you never been on holidays in egypt, thailand, greece, china? do you speak any of the local languages?
 

rice&beans

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Watch out for whack whores in Sosua!

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Poor guy,

He's a doormat, and he doesn't even know it........
 

JMB773

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that is a stupid thing to say. have you never been on holidays in egypt, thailand, greece, china? do you speak any of the local languages?

So your comparing a man in Sosua Dominican Republic to people that travel to Egypt, Greece and China? I can think of 2,000,000 reasons why a person would visit these places and 3 reasons why he would visit Sosua.

Second this man is from the USA where Spanish is spoken almost everywhere. Most people who visit a country make an EFFORT to learn some of the language.

Thrid you ask anybody on the planet how to say the number 1 in Spanish and 99.9% of the people will respond UNO!!! Now ask the same people how to say 1 in some of the countries native tongue you listed and watch the "blank stare" you receive.

BTW My holiday is always one place San Jose, CR. I mountain bike there and go on the canopy tours.
 
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