You're bothering me too damn much, you should just leave me alone and if you like my husband you should just **** him because there's enough of him to go around.
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"Te estas sofocando bastante conmigo, te conviene darme banda y si es que te gusta mi esposo rapalo que eso da para todita":
I'd understand:
"you are worrying about me too much...it'd be better for you if you leave me alone...and if you like my husband f*** him, that is sufficient for all (of us women)".
You can probably guess what 'that' is...
Unless Laura's husband is bi, it seems directed to her, not to her husband...or to some other woman...it may have been sent to the wrong number, of course.
I know a guy who once received several texts from another guy professing him love...it turns out neither man was gay... it eventually transpired that the texts were meant for a "Roxana" (whoever she is).