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The first grade teacher was geeting ready for the First day of school. All the children were seated. The teacher told the students that from now on, they must use "grown-up words" no more baby talk.
She asked Mary.."What did you do during the summer"?
Mary replied." I went to visit my Nana " No said the teacher, you went to visit you'r GRANDMOTHER. No more baby talk.
Teacher then asked Bobby what he had done during the summer?
Bobby stated " I went on a CHOO - CHOO
No said the teacher, You went on a TRAIN ride!!
Teacher then asked Jonny what he had done.
Jonny said " I read a book"
Great said the teacher, "which book did you read"?
Jonny thought a minute then said. " read WINNIE THE SHIT"
She asked Mary.."What did you do during the summer"?
Mary replied." I went to visit my Nana " No said the teacher, you went to visit you'r GRANDMOTHER. No more baby talk.
Teacher then asked Bobby what he had done during the summer?
Bobby stated " I went on a CHOO - CHOO
No said the teacher, You went on a TRAIN ride!!
Teacher then asked Jonny what he had done.
Jonny said " I read a book"
Great said the teacher, "which book did you read"?
Jonny thought a minute then said. " read WINNIE THE SHIT"